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? Funny quotations about pregnancy

A nurse sent a urine sample to a male patient and accidentally spilled the patient's urine sample all over the floor. The nurse was afraid of jokes, so she took her urine sample for testing. The doctor was very surprised when he saw the paper. The male patient was very scared and asked the doctor what was wrong with him. The doctor stammered, "Sir, you, you, are pregnant!" " "

A woman, who has been married for a long time and has not been pregnant, her husband asked, "Why haven't we had children after so long marriage!" " The woman said something that almost made her husband angry. "My brother-in-law and I have everything. Why not ask you for it?"

My daughter was crying by her boss QQ and told her father that she was pregnant.

Father was very angry after hearing this and immediately found the boss.

Boss: I'm very sorry, it's come to this. If I have a son, I will give you 6.5438+0 million yuan.

If it's a daughter, here's 50 thousand

Father: If you miscarry, can you give me another chance?

In ancient times, a monk was seriously ill, was rescued and put on a young lady's bed. The master invited a doctor to see the monk. Because the monk can't see the wind, the doctor should give a thick pulse through the quilt. The doctor touched the monk's tender hand and thought it was the daughter-in-law of the host family. Said: "it's irregular menstruation, probably pregnant!"

The host called the maid to him and asked her, "Are you pregnant?"

"Yes!" The maid replied.

"Fortunately, you can say it. Aren't you ashamed that you are not married? " The hostess trained again.

"Why should I be shy, mistress? Aren't you pregnant yourself? "

"But I am pregnant with my husband!" The hostess retorted angrily.

"I'm his too!" The maid agreed happily.

"Please leave me alone, I am a big old man, and the meat is sour and not delicious." Zhang Laohan leaned against the corner, and there was no way out. Two ghosts had to force him step by step.

"Is it sour?" The male ghost grabbed Zhang Laohan's hand and bit off a piece of meat. Zhang Laohan screamed.

The ghost chewed and chewed, and "pounced" on Zhang Laohan's meat. "Mama of, really sour, so bad, dead old man, you are lucky, get out!"

Wang Laohan was pardoned. He knocked dozens of heads on the ground. It's better to lose a piece of meat than to die. He was about to leave.

Another female ghost screamed "Stop!" (Classic Quotations Sun)

Male ghost is a bit strange "keep this old thing? Sour and sour, not delicious! "

The female ghost leaned over the male ghost's ear and said, "I want to eat sour ..."

The male ghost is even stranger. "Why?"

The female ghost poked the male ghost's head with her finger and said shyly, you bad guy, family, family are pregnant! "