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How to evaluate the work The Fall of Moscow?
The story is horrible and has no logic at all. At the beginning of the film, Russian sister and an old dog at home look up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle and mumble about the loneliness of the universe. Then the earth ushered in the astronomical spectacle meteor shower, and the teacher taught meteor science in class. Then, the alien spacecraft appeared. The Russian army asked China, and China said it had nothing to do with me. Then he thought it was a NATO conspiracy or an alien spacecraft. So the Black Sea Fleet and land bases on the Baltic Sea immediately took off countless Su-33s. (This is bragging. With Russia's current military strength, the plane Su Like -33 was sold to India and China, and their own military departments could not afford it. There is nothing to do, so play with an alien spaceship! So, without saying a word, the air-to-air missile hit the target, and the alien spacecraft plunged into the street, degenerating in Moscow, resulting in the reduction of more than 300 fighting nationalities. But, wait, this thing should be human's fault from the beginning, right? Somebody else's alien spaceship came, and it didn't mean to attack. Do you want to try to contact first? Even if it's an attack, is it okay to warn? Even if it is a fight, can't it be inferred from the trajectory of depravity that it will fall into the city, thus causing a large number of civilian casualties? I don't know if this is the nature of polar bears. And judging from the shape of the spacecraft, all kinds of tall internal and external spins are so easy to be hit by the earth people? What about the agreed alien black technology? Where is the giant's awesome energy shield? Being able to travel in interstellar space, with such a high-tech appearance, is easily shot down, which makes the people who eat melons waiting to see the play feel disappointed.
When the spaceship crashed, Male No.2 and Female No.2 were doing something shameful, and then the building collapsed. Because of the protagonist's aura, both of them are near misses. The woman's father is the chief of the Moscow garrison, a single-parent family. What does the director think about male No.2? He thinks that the contradiction has begun! Wait till you tear it. As a result, when the scene changed, the first mate and a reporter boarded an alien spaceship and started their first contact. When the alien spacecraft landed, the first person to come up was not a scientist, but a soldier and a reporter from Grade 2? What the hell is this? Let's just say that the Russian tortoise is leaking! A tall alien came down from the spaceship, looking like a stormtrooper, shining with all kinds of lights. However, it was useless. Even if the pacemaker of the level 2 reporter failed, he passed. . . . I'm actually disappointed to see this. But Russian science fiction films are not the most disappointing, only more disappointing. Finally, the film becomes a group of angry Russian aliens, who decide to teach the aliens a lesson (what the hell are they), and then the woman steals her father's pistol and goes with them. Lu Yu aliens, Russian brothers have a bat, aliens jump into the street. Seeing this, I have regarded it as a comedy, but the comedy is still behind. After the alien threw himself on the street, the hostess found that the alien in stormtrooper armor was actually a handsome Russian man. Damn, I earned it, so I stole the alien's home, and then I found out that I have the same blood type as the alien (I can't spit), and I gave blood to the alien and saved the alien. Since then, I have used various postures to show my love, talk about life, tease the man and follow him. After the derailment, the former male ticket went crazy, put on the foreign star armor and began to fall into Moscow. . . End of story.
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