Love Apartment Meijia Quotations

1. I like boys like you who have a sense of humor and are attentive. Girls will be very happy when they are with you.

2. I will kill you with a mouthful of salt soda.

3. The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion, and he is dealing with the aftermath.

4. Well, you evil senior, come out quickly! I promise not to beat you to death!

5. Find someone you know, care about, and know whether she likes sweet or spicy food. Know which finger she uses to play with her mobile phone, and what magazines she likes to read when going to the toilet.

6. Your arms are powerful, your chest is broad and majestic, and your skin is invulnerable.

7. You didn’t pay for the phone bill, so don’t you have any family life?

8. If you have something to say, just say it. We girls are actually very generous. As long as you have a good attitude towards admitting your mistakes, I will still forgive you even if you have not made any mistakes.

9. If the male lead can get rid of the female lead so easily, can 80 episodes be filmed?

10. The more advanced communication tools are, the more fragile they are. Modern people will be blinded as soon as they lose their mobile phones.

11. If you think about it carefully, you have actually changed a long time ago!

12. It’s all Zi Qiao’s fault. He called every night and said he would be back soon, but he had to train for an extra day the next day. I was surprised. What kind of horse was he riding when he came back right away? Carousel?

13. Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my mobile phone has no signal. I can’t even see the sun when I walk on the road! Seeing you makes me believe that genes can really mutate!

14. When the time comes to use the book, you will regret it. You can only cram it temporarily.

15. Your taxi is my spy. I have already let it lie in wait there.

16. Although our little Xiaobu is not the first female astronaut, she is definitely the cutest one.

17. Men are all pig hooves. If you don’t come back, your wife will have to fly solo.

18. Huh? I haven't even closed my eyes yet, but it's already dark.

19. The rules of the world are: one is one, even if the other party is your husband, you must not show favoritism.

20. Promise me that even if we no longer live together, we will be happy every day, okay? Not sad, not sad, not sad.

21. Teacher Zeng, I’m not talking about you. I’ve been away for a whole season. Why haven’t you made any progress at all? If I’m not anxious, the audience is too.

22. When she eats a banana, she knows how to peel it into several pieces.

23. The art of becoming cute does not require formulas. Cuteness is energy born from the heart and a unique way of looking at the world.

24. There are only twelve words in the mind of the Tathagata God's Palm: suddenly left and now right, unexpected, force penetrates the palm, and calls it a day.

25. Of course, you are so important to me, how could I forget you?

26. The heart-pounding feeling is when you meet someone and you feel that you are a little similar but different at the same time. You can't figure him out, but you still miss him.

27. Red envelopes with full reduction, every family has enough red envelopes, red envelopes falling from the sky, red envelopes rising from the ground, freezing point red envelopes, boiling point red envelopes, why are there so many tricks? They usually bully me to lose my wallet, but now they bully my IQ. Dropped.

28. Renting a house is the same as finding a partner. If you like it, you can't afford it, and if you can afford it, you can't afford it. Finally, you find a suitable one, but you won't rent it to someone with children.