Do you have any funny jokes that can distract people's attention and are puzzling? thank you

When the husband heard that his wife was having an affair, he planned revenge. One night he took his wife to sleep and rubbed concentrated rodenticide on her nipples. ? The next night, my wife came home late, and my husband asked why. My wife said bitterly, "Our leader is poisoned to death!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said, "The murderer is very cunning." Even the police can't find out how the poison was passed, but there are clues. We are investigating Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder. " ? The husband asked, "Why? " "? The wife said, "When the leader died, he said,' Oh, my God! Is there safe milk in the world? "。