Inspirational jokes

1. Lovers are roads, friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. Don’t get lost when you are rich, rely on trees when you are short of money, and don’t forget the road when you are happy. Water the tree during breaks.

2. Dragon, giant dragon, you have two eyes, you will have two eyes forever

3. Rich people will eventually get married!

4. People have the habit of judging good or bad based on the first impression. When they think a person is good, they will love the whole house. When they think a person is bad, they will deny it completely.

5. Other people’s money is my personal belongings!

6. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

8. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

9. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

10. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to be in my world Walk around.

11. Live great and die under flowers!

12. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without hard work is age.

13. The late autumn flower buds withered in the wind under the endless void, falling piece by piece, like the fragments of a dream, so silvery and light, so delicate and light - in memory of my dandruff.

14. The speed of success depends on the desire for success. Find an unforgettable reason for your success.

15. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

16. Don’t think that there will be something better in the future, because the one who likes you is the best.

17. Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man.

18. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.

19. This world is neither a world for rich people nor a world for powerful people. It is a world for people with a caring heart.

20. He is a Druid, he likes nature, he likes all flowers, plants and trees... He finally became a vegetable due to a car accident.