What does Reagan mean by parrot jokes?

A man named Hao went to a country and brought a parrot. The customs officer stopped him and said, "Sir! You have to pay taxes on this parrot. " "How much should I pay?" "Live 50 yuan, and the specimen is only 15 yuan!" At this moment, I heard the parrot croak, "Mouse! Don't be stingy! "

A program especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan. Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything. A program is smart enough to buy it. He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot. A show: I can walk, parrot: I can walk, A show: I can run, parrot: I can run, A show: I can fly, parrot: you brag B!

A certain Hao likes parrots very much. One day, he passed by a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned. He decided to buy this parrot because its fur is beautiful, so he shouted, "I am willing to pay $65,438+00 for this parrot!" " Then someone bid: "I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars!" " A certain Hao didn't want to give the parrot away, so he called 30 yuan ... but another voice seemed to be against him until a certain Hao called 200 yuan ... The man was very happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot? So he went to ask the boss, "boss … can you talk?" Then he heard the parrot shout, "Can't you talk?" ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding to you just now? !

Walking in the street, I saw Xiao Min selling parrots. Seeing that parrots are beautiful, he asked Xiao Min if parrots can talk. Xiao Min said, "Of course! Don't believe it. You hold its right foot. " In Yan Zhongyi, I shook the parrot's right foot and only heard the parrot clearly say, "Hello! Hello! " Very happy in the classroom, Xiao Min added, "You can hold its left foot again." I shook the parrot's left foot as I said, and only heard the parrot clearly say, "Goodbye, goodbye …" I was happier in the game. I bought this parrot at once. When I got home, be in heaven touched the parrot's left foot for a while and the parrot's right foot for a while. The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye. Hello. It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its two feet together? As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot. I heard the parrot say loudly, "Shit! You want to take me down! ? "