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Which of the following movies is the best?

Pixar must have fucked it. This is the best.

Nightclub plot:

The story happened one night in August in a small supermarket that was open 24 hours a day. Li Junwei is a night clerk in a supermarket. He is taciturn in appearance and secretly likes his colleague Tang Xiaolian. They work the night shift together today. Two months ago, He Sanshui bought a lottery ticket in the supermarket and won the grand prize of 9500 yuan, but the prize was ruined because the supermarket owner mistyped a number. So he took his stupid nephew's tire back to the supermarket tonight and must get his bonus back. Neither Li Junwei nor Tang Xiaolian can solve this problem, but He Sanshui has made a strange decision-he wants to stay in the supermarket aboveboard and sell things to earn his own money. Lotus and Wei Jun's friend Zhu Liao were brought into the office. Some customers with different personalities came to the supermarket one after another. Because of He Sanshui's stubborn temper and unfamiliarity with supermarket business, many interesting episodes occurred in the shopping process. Zhu Liao and Lian Xiao, who were locked in the office, tried their best to escape. Just when the supermarket was a little calm and Sanshui finally had to raise enough 9500 yuan, an angry robber appeared in the supermarket. It turned out that a week ago, a robbery happened in a shopping mall near the supermarket. The criminals who robbed diamonds passed by the supermarket when they escaped and hid the diamonds in the freezer of this supermarket. In the face of danger, everyone began to think of ways to deal with frustrated robbers, but due to the lack of tacit understanding, many jokes were made. Just as the robbers were about to get the diamonds and leave the supermarket, everyone came up with a wonderful way, and finally joined hands with the police outside to subdue the robbers. Everyone was finally saved. When they walked out of the supermarket, the sky was exposed to the early morning sun.

Chasing stories:

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, the world was in chaos. Black-and-white martial arts experts, a security guard, an escort and a thief all gathered in Beijing for Mao Kaiguo's treasure map, while Ye He Changgong (), the first expert outside the customs, and Mingyuexin (), a Ryukyu ninja, came here for different purposes. All the masters fought for the treasure map from the palace to the border town, and the treasure map suddenly disappeared. In order to hide their identity and find the treasure map conveniently, Ye Hechang Gong and Mingyuexin pretend to be husband and wife as innkeepers. However, Xu Sanguan (Fang Zuming), the landlord of the town, doesn't know this small land. He often bullies all the owners and asks for rent and debts. Everyone has to bear the burden of humiliation in order to conceal his Jianghu identity. But Xu Sanguan takes a fancy to Tang Wei (Nana), the goddaughter of Mingyue Xinhe Longbow; Mayor Gu Yue Wang (client Hao Han) takes a fancy to Mingyuexin again, and the relationship between towns becomes more complicated ... Wu Zhenyu plays Yehe Changgong, a role that bears hatred for the country and family. In the long process of revenge, he gradually gave up what he thought he wanted to pursue. Na Lanhan, the master of the Qing court, was demoted to "the best in the world" and has been looking for Ye He's long bow to duel. However, in the duel, Yeh Heung-bow, who had the absolute upper hand, chose to give up because he thought that the so-called "the best in the world" was nothing. Ye He's longbow is even more meaningless to the "treasure of the founding of the country" that Wulin experts are arguing endlessly. Facing the beloved woman, Mingyuexin, although used many times, is painful but willing at heart. Ye He can also play Ma Touqin. Her greatest wish in life is to play a song with Mingyue wholeheartedly. Wu Peici, who plays Mingyuexin, is a Ryukyu ninja. Its task is to seize the treasure of Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, thus threatening the Ming Dynasty and lifting Ryukyu's status as a vassal state of the Ming Dynasty. Therefore, no matter what kind of blow, Mingyuexin will stick to it, even by hook or by crook: use Yehe's love for himself as a talisman, use Gu Yue's infatuation for himself to find clues to the treasure, and exchange the affection of his adopted daughter Tang Wei for Xu Sanguan's treasure map. It was not until the last moon letter that I realized that the so-called treasures and tasks are illusions, and only love and affection are real wealth. Nana plays the role of Tang Wei. Tang Wei was adopted by Yehe Changgong and Mingyue since childhood. On the one hand, she was impressed by the heroism of the two chivalrous men. On the other hand, the discord between Ye He's long bow and Mingyue Song has also affected Tang Wei's character: she is careless and prone to lose her temper on the surface, but she is sensitive and fragile inside, longing for affection. Faced with the crazy pursuit of "rich boy" Xu Sanguan, she refused, but was forced to date Xu Sanguan in order to help Mingyuexin find the treasure. She has never been in love, and always has a bad grasp of the temperature and makes a lot of jokes. Fang Zuming plays Xu Sanguan. Xu Sanguan is a very rich scholar. He owns real estate in the whole town and often goes abroad to study. Because his father died and returned to town, he did nothing every day but collected rent everywhere. Even the mayor Gu Yuewang is very polite to him. Xu through fell in love with Ye He Changgong and Mingyuexin's adopted daughter Tang Wei, and tried to make her happy every day besides collecting rent. With the beginning of the treasure map, Xu Sanguan finally found his goal in life-to help Tang Wei find treasure.

Upward story:

78-year-old Cane Frederiskson (voiced by edward asner) used to be a balloon salesman. He met his wife Ellie (voiced by Elizabeth Doggett) when he was very young. Ellie grew up in a small town in the midwest of the United States and always dreamed of traveling to South America. Unfortunately, it was not until her death that this wish was realized. One day, the real estate developer came, which meant that Carl had to leave the house where he lived with Ellie, and made him determined to fulfill Ellie's dream and promise. Carl built a flying house with 10000 balloons, and accidentally brought 8-year-old Russell (voiced by Jordan Gai Na) into the house. Russell is an Asian fat man who calls himself a pioneer in the wilderness. He and Carl, a completely incompatible group, took the "flying house" to the sky. After being hit by a storm, they landed safely on the South American continent. In the later journey, they crossed the wilderness, met unexpected bad guys and terrible "monsters" lurking in the Venezuelan jungle, and made new friends. Their adventure is even more interesting and hilarious.