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More funny than humorous sentences.

1 I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat.

Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, QQ group administrator.

What do you mean, don't die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

5, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell others if you drink too much.

6. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

7. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them.

8. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

9. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

10, am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk?