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If you really don't wash my socks, I decided to have a heart-to-heart talk with the party. I confess, I confess, the following is the whole process of my obtaining you. It was the Year of the Ox, and the international situation was excellent. The financial crisis in Southeast Asia has gone through the ninth five-year plan of Asian countries, and the economies of these countries have gradually embarked on the track of healthy development and achieved great success. In such a period of peace and security, I have decided to implement the acquisition plan for you.

According to my three-month follow-up, research and analysis, I have some understanding of your fundamentals, which can be summarized as follows.

1, you are a famous old blue chip, with great figure and charming face. It is said that your suitor once held a swearing-in meeting signed by 100 people. And the performance is stable, with a monthly salary of 3000.

Your circulation is very small. In your love chip, your parents account for 50% of the state-owned shares. Besides, you've never been in a serious relationship. The closest person is my cousin. He holds about 65,438+05% of the circulation, which means that your real listed circulation only accounts for 35% of the total share capital.

3. Your current love price is moderate, just an ice cream and a bag of melon seeds can move you. Moreover, the circulation is scattered, and too many people invite you, but all of them are small stocks such as melon seeds, toffee and chocolate to buy your romantic films. There is no obvious sign that there are long-term big villages entering the market to attract them. Of course, it is not excluded that some people use multiple accounts to attract low prices.

You have the concept of joining WTO. I heard that your uncle's aunt knew that her brother-in-law was abroad. After China's entry into WTO, it is convenient for me to follow you to dump the second-hand Dow Jones index.

5. You have a high-tech concept. I don't know the rest. It's just that your eyes have cutting-edge technology. 15 watt of small eyes can emit 100 watt of electricity, which makes me dumbfounded, even worse than energy-saving lamps.

6. You have the concept of environmental protection. Walking on the road, you often pick up colorful pieces of paper that others don't pay attention to and put them in your wallet silently. It not only beautifies the environment, but also increases income. It turns out that environmental protection is really profitable.

7. You have the concept of network. You often chat online and deal with all kinds of crazy men. You often tell them about your sadness as a dissatisfied wife and eat and take it away after meeting. Who says e-commerce doesn't make money? This will be your stable economic growth point in the future.

After analyzing your fundamentals, I have strong confidence to buy you. The first is financing. I went to my central bank, my father, and asked him to give me a loan. After careful consideration, he decided to firmly support my acquisition plan, but asked me to pay him 3 points of interest. I accepted, for you. Then I went to my mother, a famous venture capital company, and asked for my greatest support. She reluctantly agreed, but sent me a chief financial officer-my cousin, dear! This girl won the Carrefour Top Ten Customer Award last year, spending money faster than the US presidential election. I also admit that for you at that time, with my salary savings and the profits from speculating in some junk stocks (my ex-girlfriend), the funding problem has been basically solved.

The following is actual combat. I decided to suck your love chips with bottom ants first. Call you every day to say hello, often send you some snacks and tell you some half-truths and half-truths crazy stories. This series of actions is that your love K line has received more than a dozen small yangxian lines. At this time, some experienced old investors noticed my trend and began to pay more attention to you. I also noticed that my single account absorbed nearly 5% of love chips. If it exceeds, I will be listed by your CSRC, and I will be exposed, resulting in low retail prices and my meat. So I decided to take the method of obtaining multiple accounts, let your friends come to your side, tell me how good I am, and continue to absorb.

After a period of hard work, I ate a lot of chips and ground many retail investors. I decided to start pulling you up. First, treat you to a food stall and take out a zhongyang line. By this time, everyone has seen my trend and entered the market to eat vegetables. I used to keep sending roses, inviting you to a movie, eating famous snacks, etc., and your taste KDJ value was passivated. Wear a yellow line on the white line of MACD index to form a golden cross; The trading strength of RSI shows a strong overbought signal, and your material demand is getting higher and higher. The K-line 5-day moving average has crossed the 10 and 30-day moving average, and the horn of the general attack has sounded. At this time, what I need is a neutral line, which can ease the courtship atmosphere for you, cultivate a group of retail courtiers who buy on dips, and get rid of a small number of people who have been in love for many years but are afraid of instability.

Next is the main wave of my offensive against you. I sealed you on the daily limit with a huge number of ninety-nine roses. Looking at your happy eyes, excited expression, and the strength of kissing my face, I know I am half successful. Next, I'll treat you to seafood, take you on a trip, and give you a platinum necklace and three daily limit plates. At this time, the whole love stock market has gone crazy. You became the first dark horse shares, and the stock price kept rising. The era of eating melon seeds ice cream has passed. Some long-term pursuers, seeing my posture and your trend, have already made a profit.

Several critics I bought also began to preach, making what you said almost equal to Faye Wong and Zhang Neck, etc., so when I face some of your excessive demands, I only need to pay a little money, and naturally someone will solve it before me to win your favor. And because of my high control over you, you have always been loyal to me.

Just then, the news of your cousin's lovelorn came, which means that his 15% rights issue is ready to go public. This is a first-class negative for the market, and the market sentiment is seriously frustrated. Everyone was at a loss, the transaction began to disperse, and the stock price slowly fell. However, due to reluctance to cut the meat, your love K line lingers at the top of a stage and has a downward trend. And all I have to do is eat your cousin's share allotment, because your cousin's holding is cheap and there are a lot of inside information. After I eat it, it must be beneficial. So I took two China people to visit your cousin, took him to drink spicy food, washed his hair and feet, and assured him that he would come again. Of course, it cost me a lot of RMB, I think, for you. Finally, I succeeded. He gave me all the information about you. I absorbed too many potato chips.

After I finished the "Cousin Acquisition Plan", I have little left. Looking at your high love price and enthusiastic investors around me, I decided to slow down the delivery speed and exchange a small amount of chips for a large amount of cash. I was sold to those guys by you because of your cat's measurements, your first love when you were five years old, the decibel of your snoring and other inside information. Looking at the excited expressions of those guys, I feel a dull pain when counting money. Hey ... I really betrayed you.

Suddenly, your fundamentals have changed greatly, and you are laid off, which means that your important pillar industry-salary is gone. After learning the news, I was not discouraged. I know it's time for a decisive battle. I immediately ran to your house and asked your state-owned shareholders (your parents) to block the news. Now I announce the policy of marrying you and send two bottles of "Yak Bone Marrow Powder".

Next, I turned your love chips upside down. First I coaxed you with sweet words, and then I ignored you. I'll treat you to a big meal first, and then I'll tell you it's AA. I bought an imported movie ticket and robbed it for an hour before I ran to the gate of the cinema to find you. At this time, your love K line is in a mess, and others are surprised by the big Yinxian line for three consecutive days. In the context of my conflict with you, everyone began to carefully absorb love chips, but the stock price has been falling. And after I gave you a cold shoulder for 5 or 6 days, when your love transaction was light, I suddenly began to fight back. First I admit my mistake to you, and then I try to love you with all my money. Other small and medium-sized investors, at first glance, immediately followed the village and regarded you as a princess.

At this time, your parents announced your performance, financial statements and company status. Against the background of your dismissal, your grandparents decided to dismiss you. Hahaha, the market at this time is really interesting. I'll make a 180 degree turn and hit you to the daily limit. Other investors also panicked and began to believe that I shipped in the previous stage. In order to recover the investment and minimize the loss, I cut my meat and left the market one after another, which caused your K-line to fall all the way, and even pulled up the limit. I also went over to suppress retail investors and guide them out. At the same time, I also tell you through other accounts, that is, my friends, that I am actually a guy with a cold face and a warm heart In fact, I have always loved you deeply in my heart, so I'd better give him some time. At this time, there are also some big families who don't believe in evil and try their best to eat your love chips. It is very likely that they will catch up with you and invite you to save the stock price. How can I make the stock price go up again? I took out my killer, found some love critics, and made a rumor that you don't spit bones when you eat fish, bite people when you sleep, and get breast implants and cut double eyelids. ..................................................................................................................................

That's not enough. My blockbuster will be released soon. I'm going to hit you to the lowest point. I released the news that the AISC decided to suspend your trading, because your share price has been falling all the way! In other words, your grandparents forbid you to fall in love at this stage, and the whole market is sensational. The former suitors fled, and those determined families began to shake. Your share price has quickly fallen back to the price of melon seeds and chocolate. I am secretly happy, love you as always, and comfort you constantly. At this time, my purchase price is already very low, and there are endless chips.

I'll contact your parents right away and tell them never to raise your share price by means of anti-takeover of state-owned shares. I want you to really suspend the transaction. After my operation was successful (specifically ask your parents), they agreed. Ha ha ha, you really don't play, but it's a special case for me, and I can still associate with you. However, others have to step aside. At this time, someone came to take your love chips and sold them to me in the first and a half markets. I agreed, saving a life is better than making a seven-level floating map. Under my high control, I am dating you now, and sometimes I need you to pay me back. I'm very happy. ...

Don't think I just let it go. I won't marry a prostitute that others don't want. If I want to marry you, I will reorganize your assets. I've decided to let your parents send you to the United States to study for half a year, and then let you shine! Your parents agreed with me and sent you abroad soon.

In the days without you, as a passionate young man, I can't help being lonely, but I'm just speculating about breaking up and acting. Don't look at me like that. What's good about you? You almost went public in America, You also built a foreign devil ................................................................................................................................................................... I ran to your parents and asked them if they could let your sister go through the back door and be my wife. At this time, your father, as an old party member, told me sternly that if I did this, it would cause a serious loss of state-owned assets. How can we take the country's prosperity as our responsibility? I gave up, I know, they wanted to blackmail me ... I took your parents to see the house and choose a car, and went to Xinmatai for 15 days (I didn't have any money at that time, but I was overdrawn, so I used your parents' first and then paid them back later, anyway, it was free to write a bad check). Finally, under my strong political offensive, they agreed on the condition that I promised to travel to Europe for 20 years.

When you return to China, I also ask them to cancel the suspension of your transaction. At the beginning of the market, it was positioned at the price of returned overseas Chinese, and then it was crazy in an instant, pulling its own price to the price of the queen's love affair, which was really sky-high! At this time, you are not only noble and radiant, but also a goddess that everyone can't reach. Besides, I'm not afraid of who you associate with. Through your tests on me in all aspects, my shareholding has exceeded 90%. Even if your parents' state-owned shares are listed, I am not afraid, because that is what I want. Next, we will have everything, just waiting to get married. ...

The above is the whole process of my acquisition of you. Are you satisfied? ..... what? You're breaking up with me? Call me too insidious? ............................ My mother told me that breaking up is a part of life, but, honey, I really don't want you to leave me. ..................................................................................................................

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