Husband _ joke

I think in fact, any joke can be made for the following reasons:

You can also think of finding jokes to comfort him, indicating that you have a good relationship now, and he should not be impatient with your efforts. You can find any joke you want, whether it's funny or not, as long as it feels warm, the effect is actually quite good.

Tell you some jokes;

Please put the notebook on the table, and then put your chin on the notebook. Well, this is a gift for you-a notebook to pad your brain!

The tiger didn't understand until he died. How could he be a cat, the ugly dwarf? What else could he do to promote him to the section chief besides catching mice?

Because he is too ugly to get married, he hopes to be trafficked. One day, your dream finally came true and you were kidnapped. The kidnapper thinks you are ugly and sends you back to your hometown. You are determined not to get off the bus. The kidnapper gnashed his teeth and said, "Go! Don't want the car! "

The shy boy summoned up his courage and asked his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "It hit it off!" It's still the same to ask again. I had to say sadly, "can't I have a flat head?"

When you participated in the ball game that day, you only scored a volley ball. Before the goalkeeper could react, the goal was scored! We all applaud and cheer for you. You get up and pat your ass and say, shit, the ground is too slippery.