One word can kill you.

There is a saying that can make people laugh like this:

1, women chase men's interlayer yarn, unless the man has a good impression on you, the interlayer is basically barbed wire or charged.

2. When you are in a bad mood, you should chat with the aunts in the community. In less than a minute, you will know which building and which family are worse than you, and you will be happy in an instant!

After a year of hard work, I finally got the position of manager. I still remember the manager seriously saying to me, "You can take this broken chair and I'll get you a new one."

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, so I always take my hukou book with me when I go out. What if someone suddenly jumps out and wants to marry me?

Sometimes I really envy people around me. You can be with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me. what can I do?

6. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I really can't stand it. I pointed at her and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless!

7. I don't know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate doesn't want to strangle you, it just wants you to stop eating.

8. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

9. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

10, many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that they had spent all their money to travel. Life has not changed since they came back.