Funny positive energy duanzi daquan

Many people are popular because they can explain some phenomena in life in a humorous way, so you find jokes very popular because these sentences are always magical. Next is the "funny positive energy film" I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Funny positive energy paragraph (hot text) 1. Life is like an idol drama, and the handsome guy is an idol, but I have no choice but to be a strength school.

It would be nice if you could be ugly, so that others would not like you, and neither would I.

3. Look in the mirror? Do you feel good? Taking pictures? Deleted? Doubt life.

Holding hands last summer, waving this summer.

5. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter B mode.

6. A girl shouted motherland in the face of beautiful mountains and rivers! My mother! A boy who has a crush on her hurriedly calls for the motherland! My mother-in-law

7. What you gave me was an unforgettable wrong love, and what I gave you was only an episode of life.

8. Maybe you are a warm and warm person, not because of who I am.

9. Couples come every year, especially this year.

10. From today, smile every day. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.

1 1. A beautiful woman will be crushed by a man, and a handsome man will kneel between his legs.

12. Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

13. I gain weight to make you look thin, lest I lose weight and make you look ugly.

14. Become a woman and pretend to be a soft sister.

15. Why did a woman tell me when I called you? Sorry, the number you dialed does not exist.

Funny positive energy segment (classic) 1. I can have a good temper, but why should I spoil you?

It's a joke that you sit still, because you are so stupid.

I deleted all your information just to keep my distance from you.

The most reassuring and warm thing is not that there are many people chasing you, but that there is one person who will never leave no matter what you do.

Holding a glass of wine, your lips and teeth are smiling, your taste is sweet, and the flowers in Mu Zi are in full bloom.

6. Don't cut me all the time, and then wipe my blood and give me medicine. I can't stand it.

7. No dog food. Do you know to call me?

8. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to laugh.

9. How classic it is now and how thrilling it was before.

10. Split the road of life and death with both hands and cut off right and wrong with one knife.

1 1. If you don't love me, get out. People who love me are waiting in line.

12. put away the envy of others and work hard by yourself.

13. I finally know why April Fool's Day comes first and then Tomb-Sweeping Day.

14. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

15. A real man should dare to face his girlfriend's pie face and face his girlfriend's stubborn obesity.

Funny positive energy paragraphs (selected articles) 1. Whose Bluetooth is called old sow? Every time you turn it on, an old sow wants to pair with you.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

I fool around with mice every day to give cats and dogs a rest, which is also a sign of caring for small animals.

4. Trilogy of Destroying Childhood: Sin, Moore Manor, Log Kingdom.

Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

6. You can't bully me just because I'm super cute.

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

8. Perhaps the best choice is to leave and let the other person calmly adjust.

9. It's not that I don't have ideals, but no one has asked me.

10. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

1 1. If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.

12. It's not that I can't cry, I'm just used to not crying.

13. According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

14. In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.