Tell me what jokes you made because of myopia.

Once in winter, I invited the goddess to eat hot pot. After entering the store, my eyes were covered with a layer of fog, so I took it off and vaguely saw a mop head on the ground. In order to show my quality in front of beautiful women, I stamped my feet on the mop with muddy soles, trying to wipe the water off my feet. Who knows that it is not a mop lying on the ground, but a long-haired dog. I was chased half a street by a dog at a speed of 100 meters.