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24 classic sentences of youth aestheticism

1. You are a tourist in the deep mountains. You love the whole world while walking, and you are affectionate by nature. I am a cat keeper in the market. I don't watch passers-by change lovers.

If you want to know yourself thoroughly, you might as well pay more attention to what others say to you when you are angry. After all, angry words are the truth out of control.

Time has clarified our story.

4. Because I don't know what I want, I look at others, and he is anxious with or without me. A person who knows what he wants must be in line with his own temperament and disposition. Only by pursuing these things can he be calm and calm.

5. A bridge is called "What to do"; A river, called Forgetting River. On the banks of Sansheng Stone, Iraqis are still there. I am willing to accompany you to laugh three thousand times and leave without regrets; Remembering beauty as jade, sword as rainbow, breaking vanity; Unfortunately, Hong Fei has tried his best to worry about every word, and it is hard to think about it. Between the flowers and the moon. He smiled and drank Meng Po soup. She doesn't cry for beauty! And the rain is invincible, and the world is worried. If there is an afterlife, it will be a beautiful city. Who knows this love?

6. The footsteps on the bluestone board faded away. Who buried the memories in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River with a distant stroke?

7. misty rain makes you look good, and Jiangnan people are laughing.

8. Stick to it when nobody cares. Remember your value, it won't depreciate because of your indecent appearance, but gold will shine one day.

9. When I was eight years old, I thought my home was my eternal castle. When I was eighteen, I thought I was your eternal embrace.

10. People are often the most vulnerable when they are free, and the most sober and strong when they are struggling in the abyss.

1 1. As a woman, we must have the ability to live a good life. No fetters, no attachments, must be moved.

12. It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

13. Cars come and go, and loneliness is like a bottle of blue perfume, spreading at low altitude.

14. Laugh and get drunk with you for 3,000 games without complaint.

15. If you love someone, please don't show off, don't preach, just love quietly. Because love is your own business, others can't understand your feelings and can't feel your throbbing. Never show off because of vanity. The ending of Sun's love is often not very good, and time is the best proof of love. In fact, the best love is nothing more than being together for decades.

16. People who don't know how to refuse will not get real respect from others even if they kill themselves. Because in the eyes of those who are used to bothering you, you have helped others, not just him.

17. Try to manage every good thing in life and tell yourself not to bow your head, even if life is hard and things change.

18. Take care of your injured hair, keep your weight around 100 Jin, take care of your picky stomach, and make a friend who can talk nonsense all the way; Find a gentle dream for your tired life, and then bid farewell to the past sadness completely. This is what you have to do next.

19. The most terrible thing in life is waiting, and the most worthwhile thing is waiting.

20. People who really wait for you will always wait for you. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around. Ironically, they overestimate their position in others' hearts every time.

2 1. A person is really lonely and can't say it at all. But life is a stage. Wherever you go, you should smile at people and pretend that your life is full and happy.

Don't make a girl cry too many times. Tears are all water in her head. When the water is used up, it is not easy to cheat.

23. Never guess what others are thinking. People who ponder other people's thoughts will never be happy. Everyone should pay attention to their inner thoughts. If they can't even do this, it will be very sad.

24. Have a desire and don't hold it, have a desire and don't hold it. The more peaceful a person lives, the more he will let go. After peace, people's specific performance in the external state of life is firm, calm, calm, six clean, and everything is undisturbed.

Youth aestheticism sentence

First, the meeting of hearts is literature and art. -Chai Jing

Second, you may forget the people you laughed with; But you will never forget the people you cried with.

You don't listen to the good things seriously, and you don't listen to the unpleasant things seriously, not only because you are good-tempered and knowledgeable, but because you already know yourself very well, and nothing can change the person you like now.

Fourth, some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. After a long time, looking back at them will become a story. -"Time flies"

Five, busy represents enrichment, and ordinary represents ease. Comfort is a matter of mentality.

6. Life is like a journey, with hardships and scenery. What you can see is your realm of life.

7. Youth is like cutting an onion. We were all in tears, but we still enjoyed it.

Eight, hope for one heart, never leave. You remember me for a moment, and I have been thinking about you for half my life.

9. When you reverse black and white, gossip and distort facts, then you will have the experience of reversing black and white, distinguishing right from wrong and misjudging facts in your life. Whether you plant the seeds of good cause or evil cause, it will surely blossom and bear fruit, and you are the receiver. Therefore, no matter how others treat you, you should be kind, open, honest and love the world. Everything happens by yourself, and you are both cause and effect.

Ten, people's life is ups and downs in the high tide and low tide, but only mediocre people, life is like stagnant water; Or you must have a high level of self-cultivation in order not to be tired and truly free. As long as the climax doesn't make you nervous and the low tide doesn't make you decadent, there is no problem. Too strong sunshine will scorch the grains; Too much rain will flood the crops. We just want a psychological balance so that we won't get hurt. -"Fu Lei's Letter"

Eleven, my heart bandits stone, can't turn. I'm full of bandits. I can't get involved. Life and death are generous, and Zi Cheng says. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

Twelve, after each complaint, if you can thank one thing, life may be easier. Kevin Tsai

Thirteen, from birth, in fact, the countdown to separation from parents began. Gradually learn to let go of your parents' fingers to walk, go to kindergarten, go to school, study and go to work away from home, and gradually drift away, feeling your parents? Long-winded, annoying, don't understand themselves, have no common language, but forget that they never abandoned us when we were children. Please cherish the time with your parents, because no one knows when the countdown will reach zero.

14. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy.

24 classic funny sentences

1. My number is always promoted by various real estates, and one woman calls at a time.

Hello, we are in XX total price * * store, and the down payment is only * *, so we don't buy a house or borrow money. Oh, I am very excited to answer: huh? Really? Where is it? There is such a cheap shop, hmm. . . (Disappointed) It's a pity that I have no money. The other party petrified immediately after listening. 2. A classmate in the class was caught sleeping by himself. The teacher was so angry that he dragged him out and wanted him to stand outside the classroom.

The classmate's expression was painful. He didn't walk a few steps and felt that he was going to fall. When the teacher saw something was wrong, he turned blue with fear and stopped pulling him. Then the classmate stood in one posture. The teacher asked, what's the matter? I never cared about you either! . The classmate said slowly after a while, my feet are numb! 3. I went to eat hot pot with some good friends at noon. The buddy asked the waiter how much it was. Clear soup 58 yuan, spicy 88 yuan,

We ordered clear soup, and our lips were numb after a while! Dude said it might be wrong, so eat it quickly! Today is an advantage. But later, the more I ate, the more numb I became, and I couldn't stand it. Just ask the waiter, is there a mistake? Too numb! Can't eat, the waiter checked it again and said, I'm sorry this pot leaks electricity! 4. The woman pulls the man's skirt and says: Today. . Confession day. . The man sighed and dropped 200 yuan. .

5. I am a man. Yesterday, my mother and I went out to buy clothes. When trying on clothes, I found that the fitting room couldn't be locked.

Just let my mom watch. But as soon as I took off my pants, the door opened and a beautiful girl appeared. Then I was shocked in an instant, wearing only a pair of underwear. Later, my mother told me that the girl was beautiful and didn't stop me. I went, it's really my own mother! 6. I am funny. When I was a child, my family was in poor condition. I liked to eat ice cream but I seldom had money to buy it.

Once during the Spring Festival, I finally got the lucky money and rushed to the store. Winter in the south, you know. When my mother came to see me for dinner at noon, she saw me shivering and said to her, Mom, Mom, I'm so cold. I've been eating ice cream in my hand. 7. Family members are ill and hospitalized, and the neurology ward. Actually, my illness is not serious, so I don't have to accompany him every day.

But I just took a week off, and they all said I was filial or something, and I was ashamed. In fact, the purpose is to meet a hot little nurse as a trainee, because I don't think I will see her after discharge. I really want to get sick now, and I'm going crazy. 8. A doctor killed someone's baby. The baby's parents were very angry and said to the doctor:

You should give my son a good funeral, but only pay him back, otherwise, I will sue the authorities. Sheng promised to take it back and deal with it properly, so he put the body in the medicine box. On the way home, I was invited to see a doctor by another family. When I opened the medicine, I was accidentally seen dead. The patient asked the reason in surprise, and the doctor said that someone died again, which brought me back to life. 9. Xiaoming: What is your most unforgettable medical experience?

Xiaohong: When I was a child, I had a high fever of 40 degrees and almost burned into a fool. Xiao Li: That year gastroenteritis almost had a knife for appendicitis. Fool: In order to have a second child, my parents asked me to go to the hospital as a child with dementia. To this day, you call me a fool. 10, there is no class in the first class in the morning. Roommate sends a message to remind her boyfriend to wake her up: get up.

I was awakened by the bell and answered the phone. I heard a strange male voice say, get up, get up. A deep voice. Scared my roommate to sit up. Hung up the phone and saw it was Tong Yuan. I sent the wrong message last night. I sent my boyfriend's information to Tong Yuan. Damn, Tong Yuan is great. 1 1. I was hospitalized with a fever. Pretty nurse from the hospital walked by, looked at the infusion bag and asked me how my fever was.

I said, it's cooked! 12, Jade Emperor: Come.

Eunuch: Zha. Jade Emperor: Someone. Eunuch: Zha. Jade Emperor: Someone. Eunuch: Zha. Jade Emperor: Are you concentrating on wrangling? I'm talking about people, not scum Eunuch: The youngest is the Qing soldiers. 13, my sister's underwear next door was blown to our balcony that day!

I found Houda 'ao! Copy it up at once and lean on her balcony to help do it again. Well, then you all guessed right! ! My neighbor's sister just came out and saw me leaning hard with her freshly washed underwear in her hand. I don't want to live. She thinks I stole her underwear. . . 14, wife: I want to be an iron fan princess.

Husband: Why? Wife: So if you make me angry, I can fan you away. Husband: You are really the most poisonous woman! 15, I had a physical examination for color blindness in junior high school. Take a notebook.

Each page is a pattern composed of small pieces of different colors. I don't know if everyone is the same. Some are numbers, some are stick figures. We went up one by one and reported what we saw to the doctor. It's usually nothing serious. After all, we have started physical examination since primary school. As a result, a classmate usually studies super hard. He went up and got a notebook, adjusted his glasses and said something that made us all fall. A pile of broken glass. 16, I was always curious about my father's razor when I was a child. Finally one day, my father was not at home.

I'll try it, too, but there was no beard at that time, so I had to try on my eyebrows. At that time, I looked in the mirror and was dumbfounded ~ ~ ~17, a horrible senior three dog. I wanted to close my eyes and have a rest after studying at night, so I fell asleep and had a nightmare.

Being woken up by the teacher on duty, he was very concerned about my situation. I said, nothing, nothing, just a nightmare, but it's over when I wake up! The teacher said with a big smile: Let's go to the head teacher's office, and your nightmare will begin soon! 18, male students studying in medical college already have girls they like. She is Liu Xiaocui, the flower of our class.

This man is a little shy. Never dare to confess. I groped for myself all day, and finally one day I pretended to be brave and said to that girl without any deep meaning: how can I touch your heart? Unexpectedly, the girl said, didn't the teacher teach? Use electric shock. 19, I am in the tobacco and alcohol business. One day, I pretended to force a man to take a woman.

Pointing to a bottle of red wine, I asked: a lot of money. I stretched out my hand and had four hands, which meant: I often come here. Do you want to sell it? . I am embarrassed to say: I sold it to you, all of whom are acquaintances. 20. When my girlfriend's birthday arrived, I immediately made a big cake and saw the words Happy Birthday written on it.

I picked up the knife and split it in half. I looked at my girlfriend tenderly and said with a smile: I am in charge of the day and you are in charge of the music; I am responsible for fasting; You are in charge of health. All right. 2 1, I happened to find my dad drinking, and my mom wouldn't let him drink, so I quickly took two pieces of evidence with my mobile phone.

Since my salary card was confiscated by my mother, I told my mother to get it when I got home, and when my father came back, I would cheat him with the evidence. I'm too witty. 22. Sir, you are late! I can't let you in! The doorman at the cinema said to a person who was late.

The man pleaded, "Can you open the door a little and let me in?" The doorman at the cinema said, that won't do. Just open a small crack and the audience will squeeze out! 23. Last year's hit movie, "Where is Dad going? ), my husband drank and bragged with friends last night.

I was bored, so I said give me the remote control. I want to see where my father is going. ) As a result, my husband came. I don't need to see it. I just looked at it. Your father is having dinner with your mother at home. Then I burst into laughter with his friends in an instant. 24. You have lost a lot of weight. It seems that the fitness card you spent a lot of money on last time has a good effect on losing weight!

B: Yes, but I didn't go to exercise once and lost weight. Oh, isn't that amazing? B: Well, that fitness card cost me a month, and I only ate steamed bread every day this month, and I lost weight. Aesthetic sentences about youth

1, we used to be simple children, and we hope to be simple all our lives. If we can choose, we would rather never understand what we didn't understand before.

I feel that knowing you is a bit like a miracle with extremely low probability. Because there are not many other distractions in my age, youth will always play a strong voice for such feelings in the rhythm of procrastination.

3, maybe if you think about it carefully, you can slowly recall some big things and small things, but after all, it has grinded up in your memory and become a dull past. When you step on it, you can't understand all the feelings at that time.

4. Make your needs simple, and your mind will be more relaxed; Make the appearance simple, and the true color will be closer; Make communication simpler, emotion more harmonious, process simpler and connotation richer; Make it more efficient and fruitful.

We are all angels with one wing. Only by embracing them can we fly.

6. I am running all the way, eager to find a face similar to mine in the crowded and hurried crowd. She and I have a similar fate. I can see the reference of my own destiny in her, and I am no longer so hasty.

7, dazzling, youthful and energetic; Sweet, youthful flavor; Beauty is the essence of youth. Now, we have a passionate and energetic youth, leading in the ocean of books, soaring in the sky of life, walking on the road of life, and slowly tasting and experiencing the truth, goodness and beauty of the world.

8. Happiness is not getting more, but caring less; People who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. Sober people look too real, and when they look too real, their lives are full of troubles; Confused people don't care much. Although life is simple and rough, they find the great taste of life.

9. I have always been an orphan in the beautiful world, lonely, lonely and persistent. Once you encounter warmth, you are doomed to be defeated.

10, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory. Sometimes, I'm in a bad mood for no reason and don't want to talk to anyone. I just want to be alone. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.

1 1, I know I'm not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on my journey more than anyone else. I kept going back and forth, but time still kept me running forward in high spirits.

12, be a girl who loves to laugh. I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a crying girl, because I want to live longer; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

13, youth is the hymn of human life passion. In the rainy season, we should cherish youth, open our hearts, feel colorful life, weave life dreams and realize spiritual growth. Come on, young friends who have embarked on the journey of youth, let's sing the song of youth together.

14. When you meet the right person, you can integrate into your life, no matter how simple or complicated, don't hesitate. If you hesitate, he or she may become her or his person. () Don't covet material enjoyment, and don't covet spiritual nobility. There is no perfect person in the world, and there is no perfect life. Just be poor, rich and happy.

15, all "I'm joking" should be taken seriously; All the "I don't understand" are actually a little understood; Every sentence "I don't care" has a little concern, and every sentence "I'm fine" has a little pain.

16, whether it's a blessing or a curse, as long as it's over, it's just over. People don't have to live in the past. But I will never forget that time, when we passed each other in a time-poor garden and in a boundless region.

17, where there are scars, there are scars that can't flow out, but there are factors that can continue around and in the new body.

18, youth is like the same song, its connotation is to let you sing its life with the energy of fire; At the same time, it is also a dream, which allows you to feather it into reality with solid steps; Youth is also a kind of capital for us. We need to prove its chic with success and its vitality with victory.