The more poems written by Zhang Zongchang, the better.

Grandpa's surname is Zhang, so why embarrass me, Zhang Zongchang?

If it doesn't rain for three days, rip off the Dragon Emperor Temple first, and then bombard your mother with artillery.

2. Laugh at Liu Bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

3. "Tour Mount Tai"

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick.

4. Lightning in the sky

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

5. Daming Lake

Daming Lake is big, and there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There is a toad on the lotus, and it jumps up with a poke.