Ask some English jokes about science and technology. There must be a Chinese translation.

One day, an American, a Japanese and an indigenous Japanese were warming up together. Suddenly, the American's arm rang. The American clicked his arm, and the bell rang and stopped. The American proudly said, "This is the arm of our new technology. As long as we transplant a chip, it can become all the machines of B.B.C"

After a while, the Japanese palm rang. The Japanese put the palm on their ears and purred. Others were also surprised. The Japanese proudly said, "This is our latest technology. The palm can be used as a mobile phone by implanting a chip in it."

The indigenous people thought it was better to go to the toilet in silence. After a while, he came back, because he was clean and had half toilet paper in his ass.

Americans and Japanese laughed and asked the natives, "What is that?"

The aborigines had a brainwave and said, "Oh! There's a fax just sent over ........................................................................................................................................................................

One day, an American, a Japanese and a local took a bath together. Suddenly, the American arm rang. When the American pressed his arm, the bell stopped. Americans proudly said, "This is our new technology. As long as you transplant the chip to your arm, it can be used as a B.B. pager. "

After a while, the Japanese palm rang, and the Japanese picked it up and whispered in their ears. Others are even more surprised. The Japanese proudly said, "This is also our latest technology. If a chip is implanted in the palm, the palm can be used as a mobile phone. "

The aborigines silently went to the toilet with inferiority. After a while, he came back with half a piece of toilet paper in his ass because he didn't clean it.

Americans and Japanese laughed and asked the locals, "What's that?"

The natives had a brainwave and said, "Oh! Just received a fax. "