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7 years, 6 classes +223 games to win the first championship! The most manly Gattuso, the most deadly coach.

The night before the Italian Cup final, a man walked into a bar in a deep lane by the sea. His face was gloomy, and his seemingly messy beard covered his whole cheek, but the corners of his eyes were unexpectedly neat.

The most famous places in Naples are sunshine, pizza and Italian mafia.

The man seems to be at least a godfather, and the rough atmosphere visible to the naked eye permeates the whole body.

After a while, laughter broke the atmosphere of this color.

Someone shouted, hey man, are you going to send it to the Yankees to keep warm tomorrow?

He didn't answer, but coldly ordered a glass of wine at the bar, with ice and double ice.

I only heard a voice shouting: you lost the game, and the class is not far away.

The man's face moved, the veins stood out on his forehead, he gritted his teeth and remained silent.

The next day, at almost the same time, the man walked into the bar again.

The messy beard still arrogantly occupies most of the cheeks, but there is more heroism between the eyebrows and eyes.

This time, no one laughed.

Because it was Napoli coach Gattuso who just won the Coppa Italia.

Actually, is Gattuso fit to be a coach?

Or, simply set up a "team leader" position in the team, which is between the coach and the team leader, but it is not completely promoted to the management level. This may be more suitable for this man who looks like an explosion.

Needless to say, this is how Gattuso's coaching career began.

At the end of the 20112 season, Gattuso, Nesta and Inzaghi all chose to take off their beloved red and black striped shirts and go their separate ways.

Nei Shao went to major leagues, and Super League Pi Bo went to Milan to coach at U 17, while Gattuso refused the invitation of Russian and Qatar leagues and went to Swiss Super Club Sion to continue his career.

The beginning of the story went well. Although he served as the vice captain of the Rossoneri team for many years, Dou Gou's excellent collar (gan) sleeve (da) and gas (gan) quality (ma) helped him get the captain's armband after joining Xiyong for half a month.

At the beginning of the season, before defeating Cao Meng 2-0, Gattuso expressed his ambition in front of the fans: "The people in Valais (where the club is located) are enthusiastic and the folk customs are very similar to those in my hometown of Calabria. I hope to prove to everyone that I still have spare capacity. My highest goal here is naturally to beat Basel. "

These words are vigorous and vigorous, and the listener's heart is surging. Of course, President Constantine was no exception and immediately set a goal for the team to compete for the Champions League qualifiers.

Who is Constantine? He is a famous speculative coach in the Swiss Super League. According to incomplete statistics, before Gattuso, 30 coaches failed to fully fulfill their contracts.

In the middle of this season, Sion Yong has changed six coaches. Spanish Mu? oz is the latest victim. After taking over the team coach in January, I didn't have time to show my strength. A 4-0 defeat demoted Constantine directly to club scout.

Gattuso, who has high hopes, is the captain and head coach, ranking seventh in the season.

But Gattuso, who didn't even get the coach's license, is simply operating without a license. I don't know if it's because this man is courageous. He worked happily for three months and took the lead in charging. ...

"Look, the head coach is warming up."

"Look, the captain is signaling for a replacement."

Similar pictures, not to mention how stylish.

However, fighting chicken blood can't help the team get rid of the dilemma of changing coaches seven times. After a game in which five bullets were swallowed, Gattuso was also dismissed. His first coaching record stopped at 2 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses.

Just then, Palermo boss zamparini sent an invitation, hoping Gattuso could retire early and become a full-time coach.

Different from Constantine's "leadership theory", zamparini invited Gattuso because "he is a man among men".

It smells in there, doesn't it?

Who's zamparini? According to complete statistics, including Gattuso, the president failed to fully fulfill the contract of 40 coaches in 15.

However, this coaching contract worth 400,000 euros forced Gattuso to give up the player's annual salary of 2 million euros and devote himself to it.

I can't help it. Courage is Gattuso's weapon.

Old friend Inzaghi knows this well: zamparini can't scare Rino (Gattuso), and no one and nothing on this planet can make Rino feel scared. Only the other way around.

Under the goal of leading the team to attack armour, Gattuso began his old coach routine-charging.

Standard military management, insist on running 6 kilometers every day to keep fit, and then the league begins to draw and lose.

Although zamparini talked about running-in, we need to run-in, but after six games, the record of 2 wins 1 3 losses made Palermo look like a promising gesture, so Gattuso canceled the contract for the second time.

Embarrassed, Iacocini, who succeeded him, made it to Serie A last season ... Although Gattuso didn't make any contribution or work hard, at least it shows that his coaching level is not as optimistic as his courage.

Coach, this road is very difficult, Gattuso understands. So this time he was not in a hurry to find a job, but took the time to get the UEFA professional coach certificate.

The so-called one card in hand, foolproof, optimistic Gattuso arrived in Greece on the other side of the Mediterranean.

However, perhaps what Gattuso did to many famous coaches in his player days is incompatible with this profession. Only a few months after he came to Crete, a serious economic crisis swept across the country and the club was in trouble.

Courage, this is the moment when courage is most needed. Naturally, he won't stand by. When people fall into panic, it is the best opportunity to prove the "additional coaching method".

Although the team's record is erratic, the management has no time to take care of it. After all, Gattuso didn't get a dime, and even paid the players in advance.

Industry conscience, people among people.

After five months of persistence, the real man fell down (crying). Gattuso voluntarily announced his resignation because at least half of the first-team members had refused to train. Even though Gattuso is gifted, he can only bow his head in the face of cruel reality.

But the trip was not completely fruitless, at least he proved that the "additional coaching method" is useful in adversity.

The future is promising!

With the experience of senior coach, Gattuso began to look for jobs everywhere. After all, with the aura of the player era, he is still somewhat meager in football.

But he never imagined that both Su Chao and League One "rejected" Gattuso, so he had to put down his ambition and stay at home for the time being.

Poor kung fu has nowhere to display, and there is nowhere to fight with a cavity of "chicken" blood, alas.

This state made Gattuso feel frustrated for the first time, but it also gave him a chance to re-examine himself. Until August of 20 15, the Italian club c pizza aimed at the legend of Italian football.

Perhaps God also thinks it is cruel to attack a player's transformation, so he gives Gattuso a stable coaching period, actively promotes the "additional coaching method", unswervingly walks into the players, and uses the militarization policy to build an Italian-European iron army that can fight and dare to fight.

15/ 16 season, gattuso led his team to the second division. Compared with the San Siro, the municipal stadium has an equal amount of tsunami.

Gattuso waved his hand as usual and vented his past resentment with a roar, and Pisa was greatly addicted to exposure because of the existence of this personality coach.

But in the next season, everything suddenly changed.

Before the first game of the season, Gattuso suddenly announced his resignation "due to serious, persistent and unacceptable problems of the club", but only one month later, he returned to the team. ...

The following story returned to the familiar rhythm of the audience, and pizza retreated to the best defense line of Serie B at the end of the season.

In the last game, we lost 3-0 to benevento.

Yes, it was the nightmare of benevento and Gattuso's career in Milan. They magically advanced to Serie A when they just rushed into Serie B, and lost 14 games in a row from the beginning.

"Look, Mr. Jia. All encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation. "

Looking forward to, looking forward to, he is out of class, and the pace of going home is near.

Everything looks like it just left, the same internal and external troubles. The small plane forced to land, and San Siro was restless. He's back!

After Seedorf, Inzaghi and Montera, Gattuso came back, as Ancelotti said: "Gattuso took the soul of Milan."

The time for Montera to finish class is mysterious. Milan's next opponent is benevento, who has lost 14 in a row. Perhaps before he left, the small plane was still wondering why it was not his turn to pinch this "soft persimmon", but after the game, he should be glad that he skated fast enough, otherwise, his career as a coach of the Rossoneri will definitely add a lot of color.

Now, this stroke is on Gattuso.

The benevento goalkeeper rushed into the penalty area in the 95th minute and sent the ball into Donaruma's goal with a waltz-like take-off and a half twist. The score was set at 2-2.

Gattuso scored the first point in Milan's career and benevento scored the first point in Serie A history. All over Europe, even the whole world, are watching jokes with relish, and only Gattuso is pressed to speak loudly.

After the game, Gattuso explained himself: "We lost to an opponent who is far less than us, because we played with fear. This is a psychological thing, starting from fear and finally failing. "

By the 34th round of Serie A, benevento had decided to be relegated, but they still beat Milan 1-0.

Another sleepless night.

Gattuso optimistically won the Golden Award (an award with irony and black humor) awarded to him by Italian TV 5.

At the end of the season, Milan lost 4-0 to Juventus led by former allegri in the Italian Cup final. Milan fans summed up the three elements of Gattuso's success: courage, trust and peer support.

Guess what, now Gattuso has really done it.

To sum up, 18/ 19 season is to open low and go high.

The league started 5 games 1 win, and the Europa League was eliminated. After the winter break, it finally got better, but after being attacked by Inter Milan, it ushered in a wave of four rounds. Even if all the last four rounds were won, the result of missing the Champions League also brought the second love between Jia 8 and Milan to an end.

I guess, on the night he announced his departure, there must be a chubby man, drunk in an alley in Milan, letting tears run across his weather-beaten cheek and mumbling:

"this is my gentleness ... to set you free."

After being idle for seven months, Gattuso received a new offer and went to Naples to replace his mentor Carlo Ancelotti.

Dogei (President of Naples) really surprised many people, and Napoli's subsequent record also surprised Dogei.

After five 4-loss starts, the team directly fell out of Serie A 10, especially after losing 2-0 to Florence, Gattuso's reputation fell to freezing point.

Embarrassed, the Fiorentina coach also took fire in1February, and this person is the person who succeeded Iacocini who led Gattuso to upgrade Palermo.

Speaking of which, please allow me to make a sad expression, because adding 8 is really bad!

Since I came into contact with the position of coach, all the situations have repeatedly warned Gattuso that he is not suitable to be the head coach of the team. God is extremely convinced that he can't do anything more extreme. After all, Gattuso is still a Christian.

But Gattuso really worked hard enough that this kind of thing would happen from time to time in life.

Taught Naples 17 games, coached 223 games and won the championship.

In the Italian Cup final, the opponent was Juventus who left him sad memories, and the head coach was Napoli's predecessor Surrey.

The "additional coaching law" summarized by Milan fans came into effect, with courage, trust and peers as the foil.

What, you said the full text didn't show trust?

Then look at the celebration map of Naples after winning the championship. Gattuso didn't trust these players with his life. According to this operation, the normal result is that these dozen boys with blue short sleeves will spend the night in the hospital.

This is Gattuso's coaching story.

A coach story about men, blood and tenderness.