Small jokes contain great wisdom

Small jokes contain great wisdom

Are jokes just for entertaining the public? Maybe when you read the joke carefully, you will gain different life revelations. Below are the little jokes I compiled for you that contain great wisdom. I hope you like them.

1. Decisiveness is an excellent quality that a person must possess. Hesitation at critical moments may harm you for the rest of your life.

One time I went to her house to play, and her husband came home early. I was thinking, should I hide it in the closet? Or hide it outside the window?

As a result, it turned out that it was better to hide it in the closet. Before she could think clearly, her husband opened the door and came in. . .

2. My wife went shopping again and spent a lot of money, and her husband was angry.

Wife: Is there anything big enough for you to be angry about? You should learn from Tang Seng and never lose your temper. ?

Husband: Do you know why Tang Seng doesn’t lose his temper? Because he doesn’t have a wife to make him angry!?

3. Sitting on the green grass, breathing the fresh air, watching Looking at the beautiful blue sky, listening to the sweet chirping of birds, I don’t have to be called a pig, I don’t have to be called around, I don’t have to use my hands or my brain, I feel very good.

An old man passed by me and asked with a smile: "Child, did you skip class again today?"

4. The bastard man put his hands on his hips and cursed loudly: ?What do you mean? Why can the two-year-old child go in but I can't? Do I have to pay you less?

A woman explained: ?Because this is a women's restroom, and you are a grown-up. Of course men are not allowed in. ?

The second-rate men argued: ?Are you doing this? Age discrimination?

5. Today’s parents are too indulgent and doting on their children, allowing their children to grow up at a young age Just playing with mobile phones, this is so detrimental to the healthy growth of children! I never condone my children. If I see children playing with mobile phones, I will definitely confiscate them! This is really good for children

Police:? TM this Is this why you specialize in snatching cell phones from primary school students?

6. Now more and more people dream of becoming rich second generation, what’s wrong with helping them realize their dreams?

What’s wrong with you? Shut up, dead trafficker, raise your hands

7. My brother is rich. It is said that wealth leads to conscience, so I decided to repay my hometown.

I went to the village chief and said: I want to donate money to the village for construction!

The village chief said: This is a good thing, we need to build it?

Me: Of course it's road construction! Because I got rich by building roads!

Village Chief: Oh? Are you engaged in road construction outside?

Me: No!

Village Chief: Are you doing business by opening a shop on the side of the road?

Me: No! I fell down quickly when I saw a car coming on the road, and that’s how I got rich!

Village Chief:...

8. One day, Xiao Ming told a horseman: My horse got rid of a donkey yesterday. The man on horseback said: How could the horse dismount a donkey?

Xiao Ming said: What do you think it should dismount?

The man on horseback said: It should dismount.

Xiao Ming said: Yes, why doesn’t this bastard get off his horse?

9. Female: Are you willing to listen to me in everything after we start dating?

Male: Yes. ?

Female: Then jump out of the window. ?

Male: ?This is the third floor! Don’t jump. ?

Female: Then you don’t love me anymore. If it were my ex-boyfriend, he would jump out without hesitation.

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Male: Then he loves you so much, why did you break up? ?

Female: ?Fell to death!?

Male. . .

10. In a single-parent family.

Daughter: Mom, why did you marry your father?

Mom: It wasn’t because of you. ?

Daughter: ? Then why the divorce?

Mom: ? It’s not because of you. ?

Daughter: ?What does it have to do with me! I wasn’t even born at that time. ?

Mom: When I was pregnant with you, I thought it was your father, but after you gave birth, I realized I didn’t know who your father was?

Daughter. . . @biao521ge

11. Husband: Wife, do you like thick or long ones?

Wife: I like thick and long ones. ?

Husband: ?No, I can only choose one of the two. ?

Wife: ?Why?

Husband: ?Can’t afford a thick and long gold chain!?

12. Man B challenges the Guinness record , the project was to hold his breath. As a result, he held his breath for 30 minutes and succeeded in the challenge.

Reporter: Mr. Li, how did you manage to hold your breath for such a long time?

Challenger: This is all thanks to my wife?

Reporter :?You teach your wife?

Challenger:?My wife likes to strangle her neck when we quarrel?

13. My wife is a careful person, unlike other women who are lazy She didn't even help me when the oil bottle fell. My wife was very considerate of everything for me. No, it was the end of the month and my wife was afraid that I would lose my newly paid salary, so she simply asked me to hand it over directly. , she was really worried about me.

14. At the annual commendation meeting, CEO Lao Luo gave a speech

Mr. Luo: Brothers, you will not suffer any loss if you work in our company, Lao Luo. The company has decided to rank first in performance this year. Name, give him a luxury car and marry my daughter to him!?

After speaking, Mr. Luo showed his daughter and the luxury car to everyone.

Mr. Luo: I announce that the number one performer this year is, Xiao Li!?

Xiao Li: I want to resign!?

Mr. Luo :?Why is the year-end bonus so good!?

Xiao Li:?I can bear it if you award a bicycle, but, but, if you award Sister Feng to me, I really can't bear it. ?

15. After the rooster died, he came to the underworld. The king of hell was very happy to see the rooster coming.

Rooster: What are you laughing at?

Lord Yama: I’m laughing at you, aren’t you usually very stingy? I didn’t expect that today would happen. ?

Rooster: ?I learned this stinginess from Lady Guanyin. ?

Lord of Hell: ?You fart! How can the Goddess of Mercy be stingy when she saves all sentient beings!?

Rooster: ?Hey, we in the world call her Tieguanyin!?

16. A: At such an age, I don’t even have a girlfriend. Now I want to marry the old sow just when I see her.

B: Brother, how can you think like this? Besides, the national law does not allow it!

A: I know this, how can a person marry an animal?

B: You are wrong, mainly because it violates the law that close relatives cannot get married!

17. A: I found that my boss is the same as my wife.

B: What? The boss is the same as your wife?

A: When I go to work during the day, my boss says that time is money, and the more time you spend, the more money you will get.

B: Bosses are like this, does this have anything to do with your wife?

A: My wife said the same thing when I asked for pocket money, time is money, and time makes a lot of money. Just take more.

18. I always think: It would be great if my wife could clean the bowl every time after eating. It would be great if my wife could leave a hundred yuan every time her salary is paid. It would be great if my wife could buy less things every time I go shopping. It would be great if my wife could change her position every time she is intimate. Alas, it would be great if I could have a wife first!

19. Shui Tiao Ge Tou? When will the new house be available?

When will the new house be available?

Low Ask the room manager.

I don’t know which of the tall buildings belongs to me.

I want to boldly take out a mortgage,

I am afraid that I will miss three meals a day,

People who are poor lack courage.

Looking for someone to borrow money,

Every time I get looked down upon.

Take high interest rates,

Take out a small loan,

Collect the house payment.

There should be no hatred,

When will the big hole in the sky be filled?

People have joys and sorrows,

Buildings have high and low status,

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This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times.

I hope it won’t last long,

The sky suddenly collapsed.

20. A: My wife is a strong woman and became an entrepreneur.

B: My wife is even more powerful. She has countless families?!

A: Oh my God, what families are she in? ?

B: If she has a conflict with me, she will immediately become a martial artist; if she criticizes me, she will immediately become a historian; if she travels, she will immediately become a geographer; if If she counts my pocket money, she immediately becomes a mathematician; if she doesn’t want to go out, she immediately becomes a house (physicist); if she goes back to her parents’ home, she immediately becomes a philanthropist; if she wants to be rogue, she immediately becomes a meteorologist Home?

A: Damn it! ;