I’m looking for an English script. It needs to be about a hotel and it must be funny.

The tragicomedy in the restaurant

Pay the check=pay the bill

Modal particle Err=uh Hey=Hey En=um

G : Guest(guest) H: Host(owner) W: Waiter M: Manager

G: I'm full now.

H: So do l.

< p>G: It's a wonderful dinner, the foods are delicious, thank you.

H: You are welcome. By the way, it's not early now, let's leave.

G : OK. Don't forget to pay the check.

H: Sure. (Turns to the waiter) Waiter! Give me the check.

W: OK, wait a moment , please.

H: (touching pocket) Oh, no! I only have 50 yuan in all in my pocket!

G: What? 50 yuan? I think we must pay at least 200 yuan!

H: I'm sorry, but, l really don't have money. Would you pay for me?

G: l pay for you? You said it's your treat! [你treat]

H: Help me, please. I'll give the money back to you tomorrow, I promise.

G: You have said you'll pay for the meal, but don't bring enough money, how fun you are! (Touching pocket) Oh, no! l haven't bring any money!

W: (Come here) )Here's your check, Sir. Please have a look.

H: (ignore the waiter) Why don't you carry any money with you?

G: You said it's your treat !

W: Here's your check.

H: (Ignore) You don't take any money. How can you come here?

G: My home is only 10 minutes' walk from here.

W: You should pay 240 yuan, Sir.

H: (Continue to ignore, still facing the Guest) But…

W: (Yelling) Don't ignore me!!

H: Oh, I'm sorry. Give me the check.

(Host looked at it Bill)

H: En… , I think there's something wrong on the check, please check it.

W: Really?

Give me the check, wait a moment. (Turn and leave)

H: (After a while) We are safe now. Let's escape from here.

G: Escape ? Will you be afraid if they all the police?

H: So what can we do?

G: You can use your phone to pay.

H: Are you kidding? My iPhone 4S is far more expensive than the meal !

G: You can take it back tomorrow.

H: Hey, since you home is near from here, you can go home to fetch some money. G: What? You said it's your treat and let me go home to fetch money. I'll remember you! (Turn and leave, leave the classroom)

H : (After a while) Err…Waiter, my friend has gone home to fetch money, just wait 10 minutes