A pupil felt that he should not go to the third grade because he knew everything, so the teacher took him to the principal's office and joked about it.

A first-grade female teacher was recently troubled by one of his students. The teacher asked, "What's the matter with you?" The student replied, "I'm so smart. The first grade is too easy for me." I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also be in grade three! "The teacher has had enough of him. So she took the students to the principal's office. She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster. The headmaster suggested giving the students a test. If he answers any questions wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed. The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained to him what the headmaster meant, and the student agreed. Principal: "What is 3 times 3? "

Student: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 times 6?"

Student: "36"

In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in grade 3, and the students got them right. So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade." The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions." Both the principal and the students agreed.

Teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two?"

Student: "Legs." Teacher: "What's in your pants that I don't have?" The headmaster was very surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thinks. )

Student: "Pocket." Teacher: "What starts with C and ends with T, with a lot of hair, oval shape and intoxicating milky liquid?"

The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions. The student replied, "Coconut." Teacher: "What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?"

Student: "Bubble gum." Teacher: "What do men do when standing, what do women do when sitting, and what do dogs do with three legs?"

Student: "Shake hands." The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am', OK?" Student: "OK!"

Teacher: "You stick a stick in me, put me on it, and then hold me. I was soaked before that. "

Student: "Tent. Teacher: "Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will have me forever. "

Student: "Wedding ring." Teacher: "there are big and small things that enter me." When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. You will feel very comfortable when you blow it for me. "

Student: "Nose." Teacher: "I have a hard pole." My head can be inserted with other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over. "

Student: "Arrow." Teacher: "What word starts with F and ends with K, which has exciting meaning?"

Student: "Fire engine." When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong. " ……