Are there any good sketches?

People: student A, student B, invigilator.

(In front of the classroom)

(Party A and Party B talk while walking. Party B is carrying a schoolbag, while Party A is empty-handed, with only a pen in his coat pocket. )

B (angrily): ... I heard that this invigilator is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. what can I do?

Don't worry, man. I have an idea.

What's your clever plan?

A (triumphantly reaching for the phone): Use this! This is the Nokia mobile phone that my father bought for me yesterday. Fully functional! I have a buddy from the Information College. The first two classes have just finished the computer test, and the papers are the same as ours. This time I took the multiple-choice test of 100. I've already told him three short messages and it's done.

B (disappointed): Did you get an answer to the text message? What's the big deal? Although your mobile phone is set to vibrate, it is easy to be found by the teacher, who is very sensitive to these.

A: No, it isn't. I just don't adjust the vibration, so I just let it text. (Text message "beep", see a) Ha, my buddy has gone back to the dormitory now, and he is going to look through the books to find the answer.

Really? ! Wouldn't it be more blatant to let the phone ring?

A: You don't understand this. This is called rebirth after death. Mountain people have their own coup, just wait for the answer to come automatically.

(The bell rings, B is anxious, A leisurely walks to his seat and sits down. )

Are you still sitting in the front row?

A: It is called the most dangerous place and the safest place. You don't understand.

(The teacher is holding a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clearing his throat): Students, today's computer basic exam will be invigilated by me. I hope everyone will cooperate. Two test papers and an answer sheet. Total questions 100, all multiple-choice questions. Please check it. Write down the professional name and student number after writing. (After handing out the paper, I go to the front) Although it is a cliche, I would like to emphasize the discipline in the examination room here. Don't do what you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for so many years, and there are countless students invigilating. I know exactly what tricks those restless students have. If I find out who did the trick, the consequences will be clear to me. That's all I said. (looking at his watch) OK, now let's start answering questions. The time is two hours.

Everyone bowed their heads and began to answer questions. B scratched his head by the question, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which classmate brought his mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your mobile phone or turn it off! ..... Oh, it's mine. My carelessness affected my classmates. Sorry (turn off the phone quickly)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign "Fifteen minutes later")

("Tick-tock" SMS)

Teacher: Who? ! (detect forward)

A (hands up): Me, teacher. I'm terribly sorry, my watch is broken. In order to control the time, I brought an alarm clock, which may not be turned off properly. (takes out a huge alarm clock from the table)

Teacher (cold sweat): So big? ! All right, all right, turn it off.

A: OK. (Sitting down and snickering at B)

(After the teacher's patrol, A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answer. B probe copy)

(When the teacher turns around, Party A and Party B immediately resume the problem-solving state, and the teacher continues to copy. )

(The teacher shows the sign "Half an hour later")

(The beep rang again, and the teacher rushed forward)

A (stands up): Sorry, sir. I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How did this happen?

Well, to reassure you, I'll take the battery off. (Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nods and continues to patrol. Party A and Party B copied the answers. )

(The teacher shows the sign "One hour later")

(The "beep" sounds again)

Teacher (angrily facing Jia): What do you think is going on? ! Does the alarm clock ring when the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Stop it, teacher. I'm tired of it, too (Handing the alarm clock) It's amazing. It will ring when there is no electricity. Just take my broken alarm clock and let everyone rest assured. I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (accepting the alarm clock): OK. Don't worry. Do the problem well. (Turn around and walk)

(A signals victory to B, and both of them copy the answers)

(When the teacher showed "one and a half hours later", Party A and Party B dropped their pens and breathed a sigh of relief. Party B made an OK gesture to Party A ... They smiled at each other.)

A (I just stood up and handed in my papers, and suddenly my cell phone rang again): No way. ! (at a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I always think you have a problem. Now you have nothing to say? !

A) Suddenly standing fast, my cell phone dropped. Look down): fortunately, my Nokia mobile phone is resistant to falling!

(A leaned down to answer the phone, and the teacher answered faster than A)

Teacher: Tell your parents to come to school tomorrow and get their mobile phones back! !

(a) Scratching her hair with her head desperately! )

Finally, the teacher said with A and B: You can't cheat in the exam. You should study hard and get good grades in the exam!