Chongqing dialect joke

Do nothing.

Children lack the basic knowledge of life, are not sensible, are curious and active, and often break things at home. When parents see it, they often say hello to their babies. Don't do anything! ?

One day, Tingting's father bought a bottle of red ink to go home. As soon as he put it on the table, Tingting picked up the ink bottle as a toy, turned it upside down and tried to unscrew the bottle cap. When her mother saw it, she immediately stopped her. Don't do anything! Be careful not to let red ink stain your clothes. ? On another occasion, Tingting got bored, picked up cigarettes and lighters on the coffee table, and tried to light cigarettes after imitating her father. She hit the lighter for a while, and her hand caught fire and almost burned her hair. Her mother was angry and noisy. I told you not to fuck around, but if you do, you'll burn your hands. What bad luck ? It's fun to watch adults peel apples, and the peeled apples are getting old. Tingting also quietly picked up a fruit knife to peel them. I didn't know that the apple was not peeled properly, but she scratched her little hand and bled, and her mother quarreled again. Ghost children are really annoying. I told you Tingting (stop), even if I told you not to do anything, you still couldn't stop. ? In fact, I want to tie up the children's hands and feet so that they can sit quietly and motionless all day. Don't talk or move? It's hard to be a puppet.

Chongqing slang? Do nothing? , in another slang? Mo Qian Fan? Similarly, the meaning is simple and clear, that is, telling people to obey the rules, don't move things they shouldn't, and don't do things they shouldn't, so as not to get into trouble.

But then again, children can't learn common sense of life by doing nothing, what's more, even if they do something that adults don't like, it's just a trivial matter in life, and it doesn't matter. Adults are different. On the bus, a thief was greedy and went to touch the lady's bag next to him. The plainclothes policeman sitting in the back called him: Don't mess around! ? He refused to listen and was caught by the police as soon as he reached out. Chen Yi has long warned officials not to mess around (? Don't reach out, you will be caught if you reach out? ), but they turned a deaf ear to this and took bribes, all wet. For these people, you should yell at them: Don't do anything! ?

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