A cold joke with a wry smile.

Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged cold jokes for everyone, and everyone was very happy.

A wry joke (1)

1, I love you the most. How can you make me starve? When I needed you most, I left without cooking a meal.

2. Whenever you hear a reminder on the bus, it is strictly forbidden to carry items that are too long, too large and overweight on the bus, and you are nervously touching your crotch, so don't be found.

3. I have a daughter-in-law of 180 kg, and I'm going to exchange them for two of 90 kg. It's cheaper, and 85 kg is ok. If you are interested, please leave your contact information.

4. A female colleague pinched my thigh and said with a smile: Hey, young man, you are in good health and you are not wearing long pants! But it scares me. I had to pinch my ass and found that I was not wearing underwear.

5. I have loose bowels today. I go to the toilet in my hometown. It's windy outside. That's called cold. . .

I had a brainwave and lit toilet paper to keep warm. I'm too witty. Just ... . I am still in the bathroom.

6. I just bought a lighter and gave it 5 yuan. The boss took a photo in the light before accepting it. ,,,, got back four dollars. So I took three photos under the light, struck a coin and left. You know, boss, I am also a very careful person.

Cold joke with a wry smile (2)

1, what do you mean? Say the important things three times? It means: Say it once, Weibo say it once, and friends circle say it again. . .

2. A modern poem "Bole": I wrote a paragraph/my father's brother laughed.

3. People nearby take the initiative to add you. 99% of men are perverts, and 99% of women are WeChat business!

When you get up every day, you will find that if you are hungry, you will lose to laziness. Hungry and lazy, they are usually losers in urine.

There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

6. There are six things you can't expect in life: longevity pills, regret medicine, and train tickets from the Ministry of Railways. Forget the water, love poison, Alipay's dedication.

7. Q: Why can you hurt so far, but comfort must be around?

Who said that? Just send a red envelope.

Cold joke with a wry smile (3)

1, maybe you will meet more beautiful girls, gentler girls, and girls who love you more, but definitely not as playful, edible and annoying as I am! ( ? )

2. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing! !

I had sex all night last night, but I woke up this morning and was about to eat. Why don't you leave me alone when you set off firecrackers?

One day, a buddy sighed and said to me:? I've never seen anyone more despicable than you! ?

I answered him slowly: that's because you haven't met me tomorrow! ?

5、? Didn't you bring your girlfriend home this year? Why are your parents still unhappy?

? I didn't have enough money, so I rented someone. ?

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