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What variety shows have you seen that are hilarious and suffocating?
One is that in the early days, Xiao S farted behind Cai Kangyong, which really ruined my three views.
And Shen Yulin said that Pan Ruodi was taking a bath with the nanny at home, and then Pan Ruodi was anxious to explain and burst into laughter. Later, at the end of the year, Pan Ruodi was still talking about it.
Jason Chung danced, because his face was loose, and Xiao S saw him jump, and his face was shaking; Zhao Ge is funny every time he is fooled by Xiao S; And Chen Handian and Jason Chung's cross-dressing ... too many.
In one issue, he was a special guest. First, he was awakened in the middle of the night. Later, he hid in Huang Lei's room. Huang Lei pretended to let him sleep on the sofa. Sha Yi pretended to be a big brother and insisted on sleeping in bed. As a result, he lay for a long time and poured a pot of water on it. At the end of the PK session, Sha Yi got the only golden bell jar that could restrain the biggest movement, and proudly shouted "Golden bell jar, iron cloth shirt" there. I didn't expect the golden bell to restrain the biggest move.
The first two issues of the talk show "Tucao Conference" are also hilarious scenes.
In one issue, the main coffee was Li XiaoLu, and some people in Cao Yunjin complained that she was always with small fresh meat. Don't think that just because there is a word "small" in her name, she is really young, and only needs a master to accept the word "small". She also said that she was lucky not to talk about cross talk, otherwise she would have to be called "Liu" if she committed a crime. This passage makes fun of Li XiaoLu and Liu Yun, ridicules himself, and alludes to Degang Guo, which is really high!
Li Yugang, the main guest of another issue of Phoenix Legend, made up a funny story, saying that Ceng Yi had only three lyrics in Phoenix Legend, which was also very classic.
Unfortunately, this issue of Tucao Conference is not so good-looking.
The first happy base camp for pigs ~ Yes, yes! Peggy, the pig in Super Society, and Show Lo, who rubs the heat of Beauty Luo every day.
I really laughed my head off at that camp! This is the most beautiful happy base camp in my heart in recent years ~ no one. Some people are born with a sense of change, such as Show Lo. When he gave a concert a while ago, it was not just half his head on the stage. He is super good at saving his own place! I'm the first to buy a ticket!
Ok, ok, let's talk about this variety show
, Happy Camp 20 1708 19! It's piggy, Chen Li, and Li Jian with a happy boy ~ There's a paragraph where piggy wears slippers to make waves! That part is really funny!
Then Haitao also questioned the impure purpose of the pig, and was not convinced to come again after being beaten! That would be even more hilarious!
I strongly recommend everyone to see it ~
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Recently, I watched a variety show "We Grow Up", in which the cute baby was super interesting. Thinking of many fragments inside will make people laugh again and again. For example:
1. There are a pair of twin sisters, and they have a nickname, heavy hair and two hairs. One day, my mother asked them to learn Chinese studies, and Ermao told her mother. "Mom, I will never, I will never be right, I will, I will never finish." Golden sentences keep coming.
2. The Chinese teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves. Heavy hair replied, "My name is Sister." Ermao: "My name is Ermao." The master said; "I ask what's your name? Not a nickname. " Ermaohui; "My name is Ermao, and I am my sister's younger brother." Haha, a moment of laughter.
3. After watching Daddy's Back, there are all kinds of golden sentences of sweetheart. Once my sweetheart took a bath and said to her father; "I ran out." There is also the classic saying "We are white!" "Be quiet, Dad, and have a rest." It's still funny to think about it now.
The real reactions of some people in the variety show are really interesting. For example, Nana, who doesn't react, laughs to death at Sun He.
There is really a reason why Nana can bring so much laughter to everyone.
When Jiang was completely blinded by this issue, he did not forget to tell him the reason.
Husband's helplessness
hahaha
Recommend a new variety star-Yang Di. Anyone who has visited the Internet and Weibo should know that the story of Yang Di and his mother is very wonderful. You can search at will on the Internet. That's funny! First of all, I recommend the high-energy joke-Yang Di swears in English. You can search this paragraph on the Internet.
In fact, Yang Di did contribute a lot of jokes, whether in the Mars Intelligence Agency or the Informal Talks.
Yang Di said that when he was a child, he especially liked to play skits among children, and he would imitate any funny skits he saw on TV. Then his story is the same as many people. He met a senior classmate who played hooligans and collected protection money, and a group of people only skipped him. The reason is simple-I like reading your sketches (please read them in Sichuan dialect, hilarious! )。
From this incident, Yang Di came to a conclusion that humor can save lives.
A friend had a birthday, and Yang Di didn't know what gift to give. Both of them happened to be abroad, so he gave his bank card to his friend. As a result, his friend had to spend a lot of money on an earring. Yang Di couldn't bear to spend so much money on a trivial matter, so he went outside to sit and wait. People ask, even if you don't watch others swipe your card, won't there be a short message prompt? Yang Di said, this is why I don't open international roaming.
Yang Di once said that his friend is a stewardess of Sichuan Airlines, but the juice can't be poured into the cup. Once, he met a passenger sitting in the back row. A friend asked the passenger to pass her the cup, and the passenger said you didn't take it yourself? My friend retorted, I am a stewardess, not a gibbon!
More people can go to Tencent's Yang Di column and make sure that you are Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It's a bit difficult for mainland variety shows to choke with laughter, but it's quite simple to pretend to choke.
Runningman laughed till tears came out.
I love informal talks! ! ! I watched all the episodes of the whole four seasons. There are no stars, a group of foreign guys are chatting at the same table, watching three very positive and extremely funny programs.
In the third quarter, Douban scored 9.8 points, Crazy Amway.
Variety shows or hosts in Taiwan Province Province, China do better and are more interesting:
Wu Zongxian and Aya hosted "Let me guess",
Kangxi Comes was hosted by Xiao S, Cai Kangyong and Chen Handian.
100% entertainment program hosted by Little Pig (Show Lo).
Watching their variety shows can make your stomach cramp.
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