What are the stories about "and this operation"?

What kind of operation is "with this operation"? It must be an operation that subverts people's normal thinking, so I think of two things, "God Operation", to share.

1, in high school, our school was next to the basketball training center in our city at that time. Most of the players who played basketball there chose our school to learn culture, and our school was happy to accept them. There was a basketball match, and they really helped!

In the afternoon, our school played a basketball game in the open-air playground. These athletes train in the gym, and when the time comes, they play on the court. I saw that when they took the ball, they just crossed the center line and made three points. The shooting rate was so high that it was almost difficult for people to foul without physical contact. That operation was as fierce as a tiger, and I still remember it, knowing the gap between professional and amateur. A wise man next to me said, "If you hit ten three-pointers, you score four points." I actually believed this statement and was cheated for ten years.

When I was young, I liked drinking. There are so many drunks doing nothing every day. Speaking of drinking, my eyes are sharp.

Once, these poor people really didn't have the money to drink, so they added all the money in their pockets to less than 100 yuan, which was still not enough to eat out.

Suddenly a man had an idea, "doesn't your friend run a restaurant?" He has plenty of food there. Let's buy a few glasses of white wine first, dry it first, then go to the restaurant and say it's the second meal, order two less dishes, and drink the rest of the money, and others will not laugh. How's it going? "

Hearing this, a few of us simply admired us. God manipulated this IQ!

But I met a friend that day and invited us to drink, so I didn't do this operation. But when it comes to this, everyone still laughs and has a stomachache.

1. The student party said that this kind of story happens every time I finish writing a math problem and open the answer.

I drove home last Friday night. The front car is a red Audi A4. Different from other A4s, this car has a pair of black cat ears on the roof, which looks very cute.

When I drove across the viaduct, there were several high beam dogs. According to my temper, I must have turned on the high beam to flash back Considering that the car in front was so cute, I thought about it.

Just as I took my hand off the high beam controller, suddenly a bright light flashed in front of my eyes. ............

Those cat ears are actually modified headlights. ...

I think the life of the oncoming car has been illuminated.

This is what my sister said: My best friend had something to do the other day and asked me to look after her son for half a day. Xiong Haizi is under five years old. She's afraid I can't control her son. She told him that your aunt Xiaojing was a little silly. Can you help her protect her?

Her son asked, how to protect it? Mother said, stay in her office and sit next to her. Don't let her leave your sight. He was very excited and said, good. All right. All right.

4. 1977, a group of terrorists hijacked a Dutch train and took control of dozens of hostages. In order to solve this hostage case, the Dutch military used unconventional means.

The means of attack chosen by the commandos are not the familiar flash bombs, but much more gorgeous supersonic fighters: several F- 104 star fighters fly at low altitude and supersonic speed, passing over the train. The huge shock wave and noise instantly shattered the glass of the carriage, and all unsuspecting terrorists and hostages were knocked to the ground. Commandos with earplugs rushed in and soon solved the battle.

5. In the Netherlands, in 1977, when terrorists hijacked the train above, colleagues occupied a school dozens of kilometers away and took more than 100 teachers and students as hostages. In order to solve two hostage cases at the same time, the Dutch military also used unconventional means in this incident.

The school has adopted the method of "poisoning". Adding ingredients to the food provided to the hostages led to vomiting, bleeding and other symptoms, and a large-scale malignant disease broke out. Faced with this situation, the terrorists were helpless and worried that they would be infected, and they quickly released most of the hostages. These hostages recovered quickly in two or three days. The reduction of hostages also reduces the risk of subsequent forced rescue.

At 8 pm on September 20, the Florida police received a report. The man on the phone told the police that a woman was shouting outside his house and throwing eggs at his house.

The police have long been used to this kind of thing. After all, this is Florida, and anything can happen. As a result, the police officer who received the alarm went out as usual with a cold face.

But when the police arrived at the scene, they found that the matter was much more serious than they thought.

A man who claimed to be a policeman ran to them with a frightened face and panting, shouting that a crazy woman was going to kill him. ...

Later, the police saw a car parked not far away. There was a woman in the car with an angry face and her eyes fixed on the man who called the police. At the request of the police, the woman finally calmed down and got off the bus to cooperate with the investigation.

The police took the two men to the police station and asked for their information. Asked about their relationship, the woman replied that he was my lover and the man said that she was my mother-in-law. ...

Police:?

Just when the police were puzzled, they found that the more they looked at men, the more familiar they were, and they always felt that they had seen them before. ...

So the police carefully looked at the man's name and address again, and suddenly remembered that there was an alarm call in May this year, which was also the man's home.

In May this year, the police received a report, but this time it was not a man, but a woman who told the police that she had been subjected to domestic violence.

According to police investigation, the man's name is Michael, and this time it was his wife Hannah who reported the case.

Hannah told the police that a family of four was having dinner and talking with her husband about work, but somehow Michael suddenly became very excited, and then they began to quarrel.

After that, things evolved to the point of not catching up, and the quarrel between husband and wife became more and more fierce. Hannah, who was emotional, made a surprising statement when she got angry, saying that she had brought Michael a "cuckold husband" and was still having an affair with another man outside. ...

I heard that I was cuckolded. My wife said it herself. Anyone will be angry. The furious Michael began to lose control of his emotions, and Hannah quickly called the police.

When the police arrived, they found that the house was full of glass slag, everything was smashed, Hannah's eyes were swollen, and both of them smelled of alcohol. ...

Finally, the police arrested Michael for domestic violence, but because his wife Hannah was not seriously injured, and the conflict between them was caused by emotional loss after drinking, the domestic violence man was released shortly after being locked up.

However, only a few months later, Michael came again.

Only this time it was not his wife who came with him, but a woman in her fifties. ...

According to police investigation, the woman's name is Kathleen, who is indeed Hannah's mother and Michael's mother-in-law. But why did his son-in-law become a lover? ...

It turned out that Michael had always held a grudge against his wife after the storm. He was unwilling to submit to humiliation and wanted her to feel the pain of betrayal.

But just find a woman, and I will be naive if you come and go. His wife may not care at all.

At this time, Michael aimed at a special woman, that is, his mother-in-law Catherine. My husband slept with his own mother. Can you think of anything crazier than this?

So Michael began to carry out his own plan to seduce his mother-in-law. But to his surprise, Kathleen was much easier to get started than he thought, and it didn't take long for them to develop to an indescribable level. ...

After a while, Michael decided it was time to show his cards to his wife Hannah. Although Kathleen repeatedly asked him to promise not to tell his daughter about their relationship, Michael didn't intend to keep his promise. ...

On this day, he found his wife Hannah and told her that he and her mother often went to bed behind her back. ...

As Michael expected, the news came as a bolt from the blue for Hannah, almost a collapse. Michael got the result he wanted. And the only way to solve this situation is divorce. ...

After that, Michael and Catherine also broke up. After all, the purpose has been achieved, and there is no need to have any contact with this family. Since then, the two have not contacted each other and have gone their separate ways.

But on September 20th, Michael suddenly heard an abnormal sound outside the house. When he looked at the window, he found that it was Kathleen, who was throwing eggs at her house angrily. ...

After calling the police, Michael planned to go out and stop her. Kathleen pointed at him and scolded him, saying that his daughter had broken up with herself because of his use, and she was alone now.

After that, Kathleen ran back to the car, slammed on the gas pedal and headed for Michael, trying to crush him. Michael ducked as soon as he saw it, and almost hit the bottom of the car several times. Fortunately, the police arrived in time, otherwise he should be under the car now, not inside. ...

In this way, the couple wore a wave of cuckoldry and left, and the mother-in-law also went in. The wonderful story of this family finally came to an end.

If you have to say who is more sympathetic in this situation ... it should be a policeman. ...

Elon musk, CEO of Tesla, likes to think when he was a child and has a unique mode of thinking. He is often lost in his own meditation and has no response to everything around him. The doctor thought there was something wrong with his hearing, so he had his tonsils removed.

Su Dongpo once made up allusions when he took part in the imperial examination. He wrote on the examination paper: "When Yao was in power, he was a scholar and killed people without blinking an eye. Hao Tao day kill it, three. Yao said, "Three." These dialogues are quite good to read, indicating that Xianjun is willing to use them so that he can show his talents one day. This historical fact can print and prove the way to choose the right person.

When the examiner saw these conversations, he found that he had never read them, but he was afraid to ask questions publicly, because once he asked them, he said that he had never read the ancient books that had been forgotten for a long time. So Su Dongpo was able to muddle along.

After the exam, the examiner asked Su Dongpo, "What book is this passage about Yao He in? I can't remember where I read it at the moment. " Su Dongpo admitted: "I made it up." Su Ru's predecessor, May Yu Sheng, was shocked: "You made it up!" Dongpo replied: "It is not surprising that the emperor Yao is virtuous."

When Jobs was in college, he met a man named friedland. He was one of the few people in Jobs' life who could charm him with his own charm.

The acquaintance between Jobs and friedland was very dramatic. At that time, in order to collect some money, Jobs decided to sell his IBM electric typewriter. He walked into the dormitory of the student he promised to buy, and found that the other person was doing something indescribable with his girlfriend, so Jobs was ready to leave, but the student asked him to sit down and wait for them to finish. In this way, the friendship between the two began.

A telecom fraud, the victim was cheated out of 7000 yuan by the swindler. The victim then saw through the scam and asked the liar. The liar said that "the deposit of 3000 yuan can be remitted in full, and 10000 yuan can be refunded". In order to avoid losing 7,000 yuan of sunk cost, the victim remitted 3,000 yuan.

1. A deaf-mute couple got married and gave birth to a child. The child is lovely and healthy. During the day, they take care of the children, but at night, they fall asleep and can't hear the crying of the children. Sometimes the couple will know when the child cries for an hour or two. Kindhearted neighbors will knock on their door when they hear the child crying in the middle of the night, but after knocking for a long time, the sleeping couple don't know. Later, a neighbor grandfather helped them think of a way to install voice-activated lights in their bedroom. In this way, every time the baby cries, the light comes on, and two people are awakened by strong light, and the problem is solved.