Lucky during pregnancy: a warm and humorous joke

The mood of pregnant women, like the sunshine in spring, is warm and bright. In this wonderful pregnancy journey, why not let our smiles bloom like flowers and add a touch of bright color to our lives? Here, I have prepared a series of warm and humorous jokes for you. They add a touch of sweetness to your life just like the lucky ones during pregnancy.

A pregnant husband

When a pregnant wife says to her husband, "Honey, you have become more considerate since I got pregnant. The husband smiled and responded: "Because you are two people now, I am afraid that I have offended you and the younger one.

twins

During the physical examination, the doctor told them that they were pregnant with twins. The husband said excitedly, "Great, our children can play basketball together! The wife replied naughtily: "Don't worry, maybe one is a basketball player and the other is a referee.

A big shot in the family

The wife asked her husband, "Who will the baby look like? The husband said softly, "Because you are a big shot in the family now.

Pregnant woman candy

When the wife said that pregnant women want to eat sweets because their bodies need energy, the husband replied humorously, "Should I eat something to meet your needs?"

articles for babies

When shopping, the husband looked at colorful baby products and said with emotion, "These are so cute! The wife said sweetly, "when the baby is born, you will find that he/she is the cutest." "

sleeping beauty

The wife said that she was like a sleeping beauty, and the husband responded gently: "Then you are my sleeping beauty, and I will protect you forever.

Cleverness and humor

The husband asked his wife, "Will the baby inherit your cleverness or my humor?" The wife smiled and said, "I hope he/she has both your humor and my intelligence."