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I am urgently looking for the classic dialogue between Huang Rong and Guo Jing in 83 Legend of the Condor Heroes
Most of what I found online were from Huang Rong
1. You want people to like you, but even a beggar like me doesn’t like you!
2. Guo Jing said: The meal just now cost more than thirty taels of silver. Huang Rong said: Then I will pay more than twenty taels of silver next time!
3. In short, you can’t ignore me!
4. No way, I am such a petty person, how can I be like your friend? Also, I eat a lot and always spend all other people’s money. Your friend is like this too!
5. In fact, I have always wanted to find someone, someone who is really good to me, and I finally found it!
6. However, the scenery of lakes and mountains has no emotions, and peach blossoms cannot talk to me!
7. Why are you asking so many questions? I want to get married! He has several wives!
8. Hey, you can choose whatever you want. Go see Master, or accompany me!
9. Seeing that you are so anxious, I will give you a try, but forget it, seeing that you are so anxious proves that you still have me in your heart!
10. I still test you, but I am very satisfied with the results of this test. At least I know that you will sacrifice your life for me!
11. What I did was a bit excessive. I grew up on the island. Except for my father, I was just a few servants. I really hope that someone will treat me well. I am afraid that you will lie to me. One day will leave me!
12. I am really naughty!
13. No one who has deceived me can live in the world!
14. Humph, it turned out to be two wild dogs!
15. Even a three-year-old child like you can’t be fooled by your shabby iron formations!
16. Hey, I told you not to look at her.
17. I warn you, you are not allowed to wink with her when I walk away.
18. He is jumping like a toad.
19. When did you learn to improve your skills? They must have taught you.
20. As long as you are nice to me, I don’t care if he likes me or not!
21. None of them are good people, they make me so angry!
22. I won’t kill you, I just want to shave your hair so that you can’t marry Brother Jing!
23. It doesn’t matter if I treat them well, they still don’t treat me like that!
24. Which one I like, I like it, it’s none of your business! I can say whatever I like, I did nothing wrong!
25. How to save him? You really treat me like a fairy descending to earth! Liar!
26. Otherwise why would you be here? They just want to see you!
27. It is said that good intentions can be struck by lightning. Accompanying me to play the piano and sing and enjoy the sunset is no better than going to see the funeral of a Taoist priest Niu!
28. Huh, I’m such a sleepyhead, I can’t even sleep after working so hard.
29. I know that if I don’t care about you this time, you will also care about me, and I hope you will wait for me for more than ten years like Uncle Yang did!
30. My dad said: You can do whatever you want, don’t worry about him!
31. Okay, okay, you are loyal and I am traitorous, that’s it!
32. I say you are pretentious and annoying!
33. What is Quanzhen Sect and what is loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness? My father is right, they are all ignorant and pretentious!
34. Go to a place where only big eagles fly, we will definitely be very happy there.
35. You have offended me and you still want to sleep. Don’t even think about it. Just roll up your things and go to Mongolia!
36. You stinky beggar, do you think I listen to you just like Brother Jing? I went out of my way to distract him so that I could deal with you!
37. I don’t know what national security is, but in short, I will help Brother Jing get what he wants!
38. Huh, I hate your smell. I’m going to take a nap now. Please pray to God and don’t let me oversleep. Otherwise, let’s take care of our destiny. !
39. You stinky beggar, fight with me and let you know how powerful I am!
40. If you want to eat chicken, eat some sand first!
41. This kind of person won’t shed tears until he sees the coffin!
42. That’s right, you are so honest and he is so stupid, a perfect pair of master and disciple!
43. If I don’t do something I don’t like, you call me evil, right? My father is Huang Laoxie and I am Huang Xiaoxie!
44. If you go to kill him, I will die in front of you!
45. He is just like you, different!
46. Huang Laoxie said: You are so bold, you actually compare your father to an idiot! Huang Rong said: How can I compare? There is no comparison between you and him!
47. You like to ask everything, but I won’t tell you!
48. He is a piece of wood, better than you, a piece of stone, without any emotion at all!
49. Usually you hate those pedantic people the most. In fact, I say you are the most pedantic!
50. It’s been a long time since I last saw you. How many little girls have you caught to be your wife recently?
51. Dad, you heard everything. This kind of person does everything except good things. How can you marry Ronger to him?
52. Hey, hey, you want me to become Zhong Wuyan. Such a small amount of money is only enough for me to buy powder for half of my face!
53. What a fool, I’m afraid of you, you’re so annoying, I’m not angry anymore!
54. This old man, looking at your angry look, no need to ask, it must be Ouyang Feng of Xidu!
55. Be gentle and polite when treating girls. No wonder you are still single at such an old age!
56. Okay, go ahead and ask. By the time I finish explaining, your nephew will be in so much pain!
57. Why be discouraged? Where there is a will, there is a way. Start all over again!
58. It’s a beautiful thought, it would be great if I could survive, and I still want to walk!
59. No matter how hard he wins, if he wins, he wins!
60. Mr. Qiu, you can deceive others, but you cannot deceive me, Huang Rong!
61. Are you ashamed to play this at such an old age?
62. How can you bear it when they are so arrogant?
63. If you can’t beat him, you can think of ways to punish him!
64. You deserve it, old naughty boy, no one will play with you!
65. I want you to scream nicer and louder!
66. Why not? As long as Senior Qiu takes a breath, the entire cowhide will fall off
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