What should I do if I meet someone who is nosy

When I saw this question, I remembered that there was a stalk widely uploaded by Weibo on the Zhihu. That joke is particularly funny. Its main idea is, for example, if someone asks you a question that involves your privacy, or that this person is nosy, then you reply that my great-grandfather lived to 100, and then he will sigh, Wow, how long did he live? Then you can answer, because he never meddles. Ha, ha, ha, this stalk is not particularly funny, but I really want to try to reply to others in this way.

Most people will always meet a few people who mess around with dogs and mice. I think those moral kidnappers are nosy people. I always thought that I would not be kidnapped by morality, but who knows that moral kidnapping really happened.

That time on Nanjing Metro Line 1, I had to go to Nanjing Medical University to do something. It was like this at the time. Before I got on the subway, I had taken a taxi for about an hour. However, I am a super carsick person, so I really have no choice but to take a taxi. I choose to take a taxi first and then take the subway. When I got out of the taxi, I really wanted to throw up. I had a terrible headache and my head was spinning.

It happened that my subway station was about 50 minutes' drive from Nanjing Medical University, and I almost collapsed. It happened that Nanjing Medical University was approaching the terminal. Then I kept praying that God would bless me and let me have a seat on the subway, but God didn't listen to my prayer. After two stops on the subway, there is a seat near the subway entrance, next to it, where I can sleep against the glass for a while.

After about two or three stops, there are more and more people on the subway anyway. At least all the seats in my car are occupied. But at this time, there is a family of three, strictly speaking, it is not a family of three. The kind where grandparents push cars with their little grandchildren. Generally speaking, you need to give up your seat in this situation, but I looked around and found many young people, and then I thought, I definitely don't need to give up my seat.

Then I really don't know what to say about that child. You can tell at a glance that he is Xiong Haizi who is spoiled by his parents. He insisted on leaning against the glass, which meant that he could stand on his seat and grab the glass, and then the whole family looked at me, which meant that I could make room for his children. I'm speechless, and you haven't finished the car. Why do you want to compete with me for a position? Then I politely refused him and closed it.

But my only happiness is that only that uncle has been nagging me, and no one around me has echoed him. On the contrary, my brothers opposite me, I don't know which school they are from, are pulling their grandparents to their seats, but they are located near the big glass in the carriage, and there is no place to catch them. There are people on both sides. The child refused, and his grandparents were still standing beside me.

I don't care anyway. I didn't give them my seat until they arrived at the station. The child stood beside me and watched. If he wants to see it, just watch it. I don't care about him. The uncle stepped in, but I was only one stop away from him. He went to China Pharmaceutical University, and I got off at Nanyi Station. I always ignored him and didn't look at him. I tilted my head to the right and closed my eyes. This is the way to treat such people. Ignore him and let him sing the monologue himself.