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What is the highest level of drinking?
There is a scholar who is poor, but he likes drinking. Every night, if you don't drink three large glasses, you can't sleep well all night. Therefore, the wine in his bedside and bottle is always full. One night, he woke up and felt a little strange. When he touched it, there was a furry guy lying next to him. When I looked at the lantern, it was a fox, sleeping soundly. Look at the wine in the bottle beside the bed. It's empty. Oh, it turned out to be a fox who likes wine. The scholar smiled and did not drive it away. Instead, he covered himself with clothes and slept with it. From then on, the fox often came to drink with the scholar and became a drinking friend. Foxes have feelings. One day, after drinking wine, he told the scholar that he was going to the southeast for seventy miles, and there was a legacy on the roadside. You can pick it up. The scholar did as he said and picked up two pieces of gold by the roadside. Fox said that there are also in the cellar in the backyard. Scholars dig and get money. The scholar bought wine and meat with money and drank with the fox. Another day, the fox said to the scholar that you should go to the market to buy buckwheat at once. The scholar bought more than forty loads, and people laughed at him and said he was crazy. But it didn't take long for the drought to dry up and buckwheat could only be planted. The price of buckwheat soared, and scholars sold seeds and got countless money. Then he bought 200 acres of fertile land and became a local tycoon. I will never forget this short story in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio. In my opinion, alcoholics are likely to become selfish and narrow-minded because of drinking. However, for a scholar, it is his generous and warm heart that is full of wine. He is not stingy with wine. Although he has never seen a fox, he accepted it without any bad feelings and raised a glass with it. Then, it is the combination of the two, without any utilitarian motivation. A scholar, a fox, drinks simply, unlike other fair-weather friends in this world, who use wine as a medium, but want to gain fame, defraud interests, promote business activities and secretly engage in conspiracy. In other words, the wine that the scholar and the fox drink is clean. After the banquet, wine circulates in every position of the body with its mellow essence, which has nothing to do with conspiracy, business activities and all worldly desires. It's hard to see such a precious conversation at present.
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