Who can give me some jokes that can make all girls laugh?

Students go to the toilet between classes, and when they are finished, they find that there is no paper, and they can't wait for people, and their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. . . It is said that there was silence for a long time, and later ... his classmate received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details.

A classmate, his computer will automatically turn on every morning (probably because the phone in the dormitory suddenly washed away in the morning). As a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer. . .

One day, halfway through physical education class, the bathroom solved personal problems. As a result, I was so anxious that I went into the men's room by mistake. I was cheated when I saw a boy urinating in a urinal. A second later, I was about to retreat quietly. Turns out she fainted. I saw the boy shouting "rogue, indecent assault" and then covering his chest with his hand. Later, later, I said something that I found incredible. "Classmate, you cover the wrong place ..."

I am an ambulance doctor. Today, a patient told me that he had only six months to live. I want to say something encouraging! Comfort: six months, soon passed, be strong!

On a whim, I used my photo as a computer desktop … and then the computer was poisoned …

Visiting the supermarket, I saw a cashier carefully counting a pile of coins. A child ran over and sang: A group of ducks passed by the bridge in front of the door. Come and count, 24678. . . . Then the cashier was very depressed and poured the half-counted coins back and counted them again. ....

Chatting with a sister, she said: The day before yesterday, my boss, a man, looked behind my computer for a long time and said, "Xiaoke, do you grow vegetables, too?" This is working time! "I looked at him with melon seeds and said," Manager Zhang, this is my desktop. Where did you see Super Mary standing on the vegetable field? "

Dormitory buddies are violent. One day, he found a mosquito in a mosquito net. He was busy catching it for a long time, but he didn't catch it. The buddy sighed and said, "Shit, I'm starving!" "Then quickly put away the mosquito net, endured it for several days, and finally starved the mosquito to death. Our sweat is nothing, right? Many people have done it. One day, he found a fly flying into the mosquito net and said to us, "I must kill him." We said, "flies are hungry, so it seems that you can't rely on them." "Look," the man grabbed a novel, got into the mosquito net and sealed it. I kept shaking my fan while reading a novel, just to keep the flies from landing. As a result, after two hours, the fly finally couldn't fly. He leaned down and poked the fly and said, "Fly, I haven't read enough books. "