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The Mid-Autumn Festival wishes the leaders the most practical words.

1. Take a bright moon among pines for you to watch, weave a cool autumn coat for you, pour a cup of dew from the Moon Palace and indulge in your heart, and make a Mid-Autumn Festival blessing to round your dream.

On the occasion of Mid-Autumn Festival, may your mood be as refreshing as autumn! Smile like a flower! All wishes will come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

The moon in autumn is especially bright, and it is also a day of reunion in a year. I wish you a happy holiday and good health.

4. Yuyu is dust-free, the Milky Way is bright, the moonlight is shining across the sky, and the air of Mid-Autumn Festival is filled with sweetness and blessings. I sincerely wish you a family reunion on Mid-Autumn Festival.

5, really make a stuffing, miss it and become a face. Grind your troubles into a circle and make a round smiling face. All kinds of blessings are contained in the book, and then tempered by the true fire of friendship.

6. The breeze brings my blessing, the moon brings my greetings, gives you a little wind and a wisp of moon. The moonlight is boundless, there is love in the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is happy!

7. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, double your bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

8, blessing, consider every sentence; Caring, true voice; Greetings, warm words; Friendship is thick and mellow; Lin Shuquan's short message arrives in real time, and your happiness is increasing day by day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9, blessing press the shortcut key, speed race is immortal, copy healthy reunion, sweet moon cakes as attachments, good luck as a label, urgent preservation, deep affection to win money, Mid-Autumn Festival bless me first. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

10, I wish your dream come true; Business, private affairs, worries, everything goes well; The road to wealth and life is smooth sailing; It snows on a sunny day, I am happy every day, and my family, friendship and love are like the sea; Happy Mid-Autumn National Day Double Ninth Festival!

1 1, I wish you a good mood every day; The bright moon shines in the sky, and beautiful things pile up; A thousand things are good, and the full moon brings people together. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, all the best and all your wishes come true!

12, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Happy! Happiness! Make a moon cake for you to eat. Pi: bless you; Stuffing: missing; Addition: happiness plus happiness; Date of production: from the day I met you; Shelf life: forever.

13, wish us these superficial scenery inner hesitation; The face is not old, and there are vicissitudes in the heart; Achievements are hard-won, and depression is frequent; Busier than ants; Brothers and sisters who are more loyal than Yue Fei, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14, it is the familiar Mid-Autumn Festival in a blink of an eye. Every minute of my blessing, my concern will always be by your side! May my blessing float with the breeze and reach your heart along the soft Shui Piao. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

15, wrapped in a bag of sunshine and two wisps of sea breeze, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some cares from the depths of the soul as gifts for you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

16, Xia Zi left me, and the host was too nagging. Niu Wangmo lent me money and didn't pay it back. Finally, I bought water curtain cave, which was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva. Fortunately, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I sent a message to wish the second teacher a happy holiday.

17, since ancient times, the mid-autumn moon is the brightest, and the night is cool and clear. One day, the weather was gloomy, there were fish everywhere, and Yue Long was full of water. Autumn has arrived, and it is another day of reunion. I wish you a happy holiday and good health.

18, there is always moonlight, softly passing through the window lattice; There is always moonlight, which leaks through the leaves; There is always moonlight, which causes lovesickness; There is always moonlight, written on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival; There is always moonlight, which reminds me of you in the distance.

19, the best wine is not necessarily the most expensive bottle, because buying wine can't buy mood. The best friend may not be the one who contacts you the most, but the one who remembers you on a special day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

20. Recently, I have been suffering from arrhythmia. I woke up in the middle of the night, sweating like rain. If I have nothing to do, I will look at the calendar, and I am already very nervous. Who wants to grab the sofa for Mid-Autumn Festival blessing with me? Well, don't even think about it! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

2 1, the most beautiful is the Mid-Autumn Festival, opposite the flowers and the moon; The wind blows osmanthus, and the moonlight crosses the lotus pond; Drunk flowers blurred flowers, pick a smell of wheatgrass; I hope you enjoy the beautiful scenery, and you are happy and unrestrained. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

22. The warmest place is not far away, not outside, just around, just in front of you, just at home. Home is an eternal harbor, giving people strength and dependence. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, so get together with your family and enjoy a really happy time!

23. Last night, I looked at the stars at night and realized that you were really lucky after the Mid-Autumn Festival: good luck followed you, happiness stunned you, happiness came to you, love ambushed you, and most importantly, the god of wealth stuck to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

24. Make a moon cake for you and knead it into my good wishes for you; Holding a bright moon to send you represents my sincere affection; Write a short message to you and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2 quotations from leaders who sincerely wish the Mid-Autumn Festival

1, full moon reunion, I wish you all the best in this missing festival!

2. The spring tide is in Lian Haiping, and the bright moon on the sea is born in the tide. It is a good time for a full moon reunion, and the voice of blessing will accompany you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3, the bright moon is hard to touch, and there is nowhere to miss. Until, holding up my cup, I asked Mingyue and said, Fodor! More money! How happy I am!

The autumn sky gives people deep thoughts. The treasure you left me is the thoughtful discrimination of philosophers and the creed of being born calmly.

The ancients were often afraid of autumn festivals, but our generation only hated Qiu Lai being late. The Jingui Fragrance Festival is coming, and the whole world will celebrate the reunion day. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. The bright line at the foot of the leader of my bed is suspected to be a guy who grinds his teeth. When I look up, I find that it is a guy with moon cakes, and I bow my head and think about the old country guy. Look at this message, it's a big boss!

7. The autumn of your life is the color of maple leaves. It's not that spring is better than spring, but the season in first frost is particularly radiant.

August 15, it is the moon again. A quiet message warms my heart and pours infinite friendship. I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. Bright moon, shining stars, Mid-Autumn Festival, happy moment! Clouds chasing the moon, osmanthus fragrance. The moon hangs in the autumn sky, which is the Mid-Autumn Festival of the year.

10, I wish you: a happy reunion day, look up and see the handsome guy! Bow your head and embrace beautiful women, and be satisfied at will! It is more "round" to spend a full moon!

1 1. I'm really sorry. I killed the mosquito that you sent to see me yesterday. To express my apologies, I decided to send a letter today.

12, Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright, and greetings are sent from afar. The bright moon shines in the sky, and Qiu Si is full; I wish you a happy holiday and a full moon!

13, looking up to the sky, the moon is not round. And heaven remains our neighbourhood, eager to wipe away tears and miss each other. There is no good time in the Dragon Boat Festival, and each complains about the night. When you hear the sound, you will think of your face, and you will miss it for thousands of miles.

14, from the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival, you and I live far apart. All the lost years are beautiful, and I will miss you. Do you remember that sentence? The moon is full of love and the stars are eager to talk!

15, Houyi was busy shooting at the sun, and Chang 'e stole the moon. The moon is not old, but it has been difficult since ancient times. The moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival and the past is round in my heart. Yulong and Chang 'e are together, and you and I will always be together.

16, Mid-Autumn Festival, celebrated by the whole country. On this festive day, it is a pity that my friends are not around. I want to send my most sincere wishes to you for a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, happiness and peace.

17, friends walk side by side for two months, thousands of miles apart; I wish you a healthy family and a smooth career; Mid-Autumn Festival is a festive day, and the tragedy gathers in the autumn moon.

18, you are the moon cake and I am the stuffing, and we will always meet when we are lingering; You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, beautiful for ten thousand years!

19, from August to 15th, a festive atmosphere is with you. When people are happy, their spirits will be bright, and when they are reunited, their career will be successful. Happy holidays, good health, win if you get what you want.

20, the wind is light and the rain is soft, the flowers are full, and the happy life is so sweet! Winter goes and spring comes like smoke, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming! Time flies, life must be full of joy. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2 1, August 15, send you a box of moon cakes! Content and composition:% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness, happiness, happiness, tolerance, loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish!

22. You are the only one who sends blessings on holidays. Love is sweet and family is harmonious. Glorious career, promotion like a rabbit. Old friend, new blessing, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

23, the round moon v. Acacia, sweet moon cakes wrapped in happiness, thick wine and festive, all kinds of text messages to send blessings, Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you a happy family, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

24, the sky is gray, in the wild, this year's bonus is too slim! The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long! The building is tall and busy. Can I rob the bank with you ... Code name: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

25. The sky is full of the moon. Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I wish you a smooth working month, a good mood month, a good love month, a beautiful life month and a good month!

26. Love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Beautiful philosophy day by day; Two steps is two steps. Happy! Heaven and earth, bless you in advance for me. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

27. The temperature is changing, but what remains unchanged is my greetings. Although greetings are frequent, my blessings never stop. May health and happiness always accompany you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

28. Take sincerity as the radius and sincerity as the center, and send you a round Mid-Autumn Festival blessing. I wish you: the full moon is full and everything goes well. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy family in advance!

29. Beautiful fireworks bloom and thoughts grow quietly; Singing and flying, forgetting all the sadness; Blessing comes to you quietly in the bright moonlight. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

30, moonlight in front of the window, moon cakes are a bit dirty; I suspect that I haven't washed my hands and think with a frown. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and the moon was looking out of the window; Looking down carefully, it turned out to be unsealed. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, eat moon cakes and enjoy the moon!