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Beat a bear
In the early years, there was a young man in the mountains, and his family was so poor that he couldn't even eat. He said there was a bear hunter in the mountain area who could kill several bears a year. He decided to learn skills and practice shooting bears. When I arrived at the hunter's house, the hunter was a little old man. He said that the unique skill of beating bears was not passed on to the young man to go home. The young man begged for no food at home. My family will starve to death if you don't help me. The old hunter fell in love with the young at first sight. All right, I'll take you as my apprentice.
So the young people learn from the teacher.
How to hit a bear? The old hunter began to speak. Actually, it's easy to hit a bear. You go to the mountains in winter. When you are looking for a big cave in the mountains, you shout: Woo \ "\" \ "Woo \" \ "This is the sound you will hear from inside.
The young man was very happy and asked, why is this?
The old hunter said: In winter, bears hibernate in caves. You shouted outside, the bear thought it was a mistake, and then you shouted along. When you are happy, it will stand in the cave. Then you shoot it.
. Hearing this, the young man is justified. In a blink of an eye, winter has arrived, and the young man is ready to shoot bears. One day, he said to the old hunter, Master, I'm going into the mountains. I must make a big bear to honor you first.
. The old hunter said happily, OK, you will succeed. Let's leave now.
So the young man went into the mountain alone.
Spring suddenly came, and the young man never returned to the old hunter's house. The old hunter thought to himself: This boy has hidden weapons outside, which is really not a tool to beat bears and escape. It happened that one day in the market, the old hunter saw the young man limping and walking with crutches, with his arm broken and bandaged. When the old hunter saw him, he got angry: Did you forget me when you shot the bear? What equipment are you?
Unexpectedly, the young man was even more angry: you bad old man, what are you going to teach me? Look, I'm miserable.
. At first glance, the old hunter felt puzzled and asked, what happened to the bear-beating method I taught you? Tell me how you beat the bear.
. The young man began to talk: I will go into the mountains when I am separated from you in winter. I found a big cave, so I shouted at it: Woo \ "\" \ "\" \ "\" Woo \ "\" \ "\"
I heard it shouting: whoops \ "\" \ "\" \ "\" whoops \ "\" \ "\"
Right, right.
The old hunter said you shot.
. The young man said with a full face of regret, damn it, a train came out of it before I shot. . . .
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