A long joke

I ordered a dish "Mother and Child Meet" in the restaurant. When I saw it, it was actually soybean+bean sprouts! I don't know

"Flying Fox in Snow Mountain" is fried shrimp slices (white) with several small fried shrimp skins on them! v ' "； u？ h#S

"Walking on a country road", my God, it turned out to be braised pig's feet, and put some coriander on the side! w！ 0`JPu

There is a menu written on the blackboard outside a small restaurant, and there is a dish called "Bosnian War". Very strange. I asked if it was spinach fried with fungus! ! ! Sc！ { o！ 9\

I also ate a dish called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which was a plate of white sugar with cucumbers on it. "Heavy snow under the volcano" refers to iced tomatoes with sugar on them. 3aL8 gE

I ordered a "whisper" at dinner one day, and the result was a pig's mouth and a pig's ear, hehe Z \ {"/ (Hi

I ordered a dish called "Double Pride", which is green pepper+red pepper. uY，(3x

There is a drink called "heartache", which is actually a cup of boiled water (50 yuan). % & lt|w:z$vp

Do you know what "beating a pig with a stick" means? It's bean sprouts fried pig's head! ! ! ; +%(@C5 1GE

Once I ordered a dish called "Du Xiufeng", and when it was served, boy, it turned out to be a dish of duck's ass. Another meal saw a dish called "skylark" ... I picked it up and looked at it. Wow, there are eight duck bottoms neatly on the plate! ! ! :27GqY，3sK

Has anyone ever eaten a "hot kiss"? Haha, it's Chili fried pig's mouth! Black bears play with sticks. Guess what this is? Hehe, it's actually fried bean sprouts with fungus! ! ! bk@F/KqL

I learned it together in a restaurant and saw a dish called "Monkey Catch the Moon". I think this may be good. I ordered it, and it turned out to be a plate of vinegar with a drop of balsamic oil on it. I am so angry! ! ! 1m*fkM#

Forget it, those dishes are not delicious. The most classic is this-once I saw a dish called "Prince Charming", and everyone present didn't know what it was, so I asked for a plate. As a result, the dish was served with a large piece of tofu. ..............................................................................................................................................................

That day, I hid a knife in my windbreaker because I was going to kill an enemy.

I hate her very much, but I dare not scold her, so I have to choose to kill.

She is not tall, but she is high flyers in the martial arts school. I don't think she can hit her empty-handed, so I have to hide a knife.

She is beautiful, but she never looks at me, so I hate her, so I want to murder her.

I can't murder her in her school because the children in the martial arts school are good at fighting. I was worried after killing someone.

Can't get away with it;

I can't murder her in her house either, because she doesn't know me, so she won't open the door for me;

I can't murder her in the daytime. If anyone sees me, I will be arrested and shot by the public security bureau.

So, at night, I ambushed her on her cold way home.

I drank a whole bottle of Erguotou to be brave.

But I'm not very good at drinking white wine. I fell asleep after an ambush, and woke up the next day with a cold.

Now, I have an intravenous drip in the hospital, but I will never give up.

The doctor said that I would have to stay for another two days before I can leave the hospital, so I have to wait for another two days before I can continue my plan.

"Hey, nurse! Where is the knife in my windbreaker? "

"Oh, borrow?"

"Why?"

"Peel the apple."

Young nurses are little nurses.

Her face is very white, which may be the foil of a white coat;

Her eyes are big, which may be the foil of big glasses.

The little nurse is not as beautiful as my enemy, but she is also a beauty.

But even a beautiful woman, she can't peel an apple with my killer knife.

So I'm a little angry. I said, "How can you peel an apple with that knife?"

The little nurse stared at me with big eyes. She said, "This is an apple knife."

I went from a little angry to very angry. I said, "No, no, I used it for other things anyway!" " "

The little nurse picked up my knife and studied it carefully. She said, "Why can't I see what else it can do? Is it used? "

Murder? "

I was surprised that my criminal attempt was seen through by a little nurse, so I was in trouble. ...

No, I have to kill her first!

So I quickly got up and tried to snatch the knife from her hand, but she pushed me back to bed: "Don't move!" "

You! I haven't finished the intravenous drip yet! "

I asked how long it would take. The little nurse said it would take another hour.

Well, it's not too late to wait an hour before killing anyone.

Alas ..... not only good things grind people, but also bad things grind people. ...

In order to kill time, I had to chat with this "monkey" for a while: "Will you give me my knife back?"

The little nurse said how stupid I was, hee hee.

After that, he asked, "Who are you going to kill with it?" Then he said hee hee.

I think she's going to die in an hour anyway, so there's no harm in telling her.

I said, "I want to kill my enemy."

The little nurse giggled and said, "Did someone offend you?"

I said, "Of course! She ... she's beautiful, but she doesn't look at me! "

The little nurse turned to haha and said, "That won't kill anyone, will it?"

I said I have nothing to say to you, and I said hum.

! I seem to get sleepy easily when I am sick. I fell asleep before I finished the intravenous drip.

When I woke up, the little nurse was gone.

There is also a nurse in a white coat in the room with wrinkles on her face. She is a big nurse.

Her skin is not white and her eyes are not big. I don't want to kill her. Besides, the knife is missing.

I guess the little nurse took it to play.

I'm willing to guess because I'm afraid she'll report it.

Of course, this possibility is not ruled out.

The little nurse must be on her way to the public security bureau. This "big" nurse must be sent to watch me.

I began to plan to escape from this hospital and kill the little nurse before she gave me up.

I said I wanted to drink water, and the nurse fell down.

I got up, ran to the window and climbed up the windowsill ... Unfortunately, I forgot that my ward was seven.

building ...

I had to go back to bed in despair and find another good plan.

I only wore a pair of red briefs when climbing the window, and the wind rushed at the sight of my naked body.

When I went back to bed, I kept sneezing.

It wasn't the little nurse who was afraid that I would give her a cold, so she quickly put on a mask. Later, she was worried and left.

I think this is a good opportunity.

Drawing on the experience of the first failed escape, I first put on the clothes on the hanger and then rushed out of the door, crazy.

Run away

After several turns, I still couldn't find the exit, but I accidentally met the little nurse.

She stared at me with big eyes and said, "The toilet is just around the corner."

I gasped: "someone goes to the toilet, I want to see you!" " ! ! "

The little nurse froze.

I said, "Give me my knife back!"

The little nurse giggled and said, "You are so funny."

I looked around and saw that there was no one around, and my face was fierce.

I think there should be no problem ... strangling this little nurse.

I tried to fight, but the little nurse took a knife out of her pocket.

Hesitated for a while, so we have to temporarily dare not make a move-she has a weapon in her hand.