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If my home is a kingdom, what should I write?

If my family is a kingdom, three compositions:

1. If our family is a kingdom, then my parents and I are indispensable people in this country.

Dad is the king and minister of logistics. He is an important source of income for our family and a patron of my mother and me. Of course, he has the highest status in the family.

He loves his subjects very much and goes home to cook every day after work. I like his prawn sauce stewed snapper and spinach best. I remember once, I asked my father and grandfather to cook in a competition. Grandpa can't cook snapper, and he doesn't know what shrimp paste is. Besides, grandpa's cooking is not "modern" (spicy), so, alas, naturally my father won, so I named him "senior chef".

Mother is the queen and minister of education in our family. Sometimes she is strict, sometimes she is gentle. She will take me to the movies on a whim and laugh wildly with me when my mother is my friend.

However, when my mother is strict, it is terrible. Once, my mother severely criticized me for my poor piano practice. I was spanked by her ruler for a whole week. At this moment, she is like a lion, and I dare not go near her.

As for me, I am naturally the prince of my family and an out-and-out optimist. I am very happy every day. Even if I am beaten by my parents, I will smile through tears in an instant and continue to enjoy my life smartly. Because I think it is very painful to live without happiness. This is our family of three. If you are free, please come to my home and feel the warmth and happiness of our home.

I live in a family full of warmth, tolerance and happiness. My parents are both civil servants. My father has been a civil servant for many years and is also a leading cadre. My father has been very busy since the day I was born. He is a busy man in our family. Going out, socializing and accompanying my father every day are tall and fat, with a "big belly".

Every time my father comes back from a business trip, he will bring some gifts to my mother and me. Growing up, my father took good care of me. Give me something delicious. As long as I want to buy something, my father is always obedient, so I am regarded as a "princess"

My mother is tall and of medium build. Mom is more open. My mother always comes to help me solve problems and teaches me to study. My mother is basically in charge. I always tell my mother everything, so my mother is like my friend.

I am the core of my family, the apple of my father's eye and my mother's darling. They take good care of me, but they never let go of my shortcomings and mistakes, and sometimes it will inevitably affect my study for some things. My father often gives me convincing guidance.

Mom and Dad, I am very tolerant. Most parents of children my age are eager for success. They don't care about their children's wishes at all, impose their wishes on them and force them to learn this and that. They barely practice the piano every day and have to learn this and that.

I am much luckier than them. My parents never force me. Anyone who participates in interest classes should ask for my advice and sign me up after obtaining my consent. I thank God for giving me a loving father and an enlightened mother. I will grow up happily in this ordinary family, and I will always be the brightest "pearl"

One day in the summer vacation, the weather was very bad. It was raining in Mao Mao, and the raindrops hit the house, playing a wonderful symphony. But I'm not happy at all. Because it was so boring, I finished my homework and the network just broke down again. Bored to death.

At this time, my mother said to us, let's have a family fun. After discussion, we made a rule. First, the first step. Gather family members. Dad, mom, me, grandpa and grandma. It happened that at this time, dad had something to do. On a business trip, there are only four people left in our family. It doesn't matter.

The specific rules are as follows: the four of us take turns on the stage, one stands on the stage, and the other three try our best to make the people standing on the stage laugh. So those three people won. It's a victory standing on the stage.

From the beginning, grandpa was the first to appear, and I showed my magic. I shouted at my grandfather, Monkey Sai Lei, Monkey Sai Lei, and I made a ghost action from time to time. Grandpa couldn't hold on to it from the beginning. Just laughing, grandpa, failed. Play for mom. First of all, mom doesn't laugh when others tell jokes. Mom can't make faces without laughing. However, my eyes moved and I came up with a wonderful method.

I told my mom, mom, I'll teach you a trick. My teeth are exposed and I'm still hitting my mouth. I never laughed at who lied to you and who was a pig. Mom was taken in. I quickly said, mom, you smiled. It's grandma's turn to play. I told my grandma that as long as you laugh, I will hide my grandpa's private money and tell you. Grandma can't resist the temptation of being fooled.

It's my turn to play. I don't want to hear it. At the last minute, my mother told me that as long as I laughed, he would let me play games. The last knot

If all four of us lose, we lose, but we are happy in our hearts.

Family fun will be fun. If there is an opportunity, we will hold a family reunion. At that time, we invited all our relatives and neighbors.