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Ancient fools joked about eating chaff.
There was an idle man whose family was poor. One day, after eating bran, he went out and met an old official on the boat. The old official was having dinner, so he called the idle Han to have dinner together.
Xian Han said, "I just ate dog meat at home this morning and I was too full. Just drink some wine. " The old official invited him to drink, and he vomited after drinking.
Seeing that all he spit out was chaff, the old official asked, "You said to eat dog meat, why did you spit out chaff?" Han, who was idle, squinted for a long time before saying, "I eat dogs." I think this dog eats chaff. "
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It is a common foolish behavior to be proud of face and suffer from face.
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