s03e17 Searching for jokes

One? Reading and literacy

When the baby was 6 months old, the busy mother finally calmed down and began to cultivate her baby's reading awareness. During the training, the mother sits on a small chair with a backrest and the baby sits on the mother's lap. The baby's back is pressed against the mother's warm chest and abdomen, and the mother is carrying the baby with her whole body. Mom holds the book in one hand, points to the words one by one with the other, and tells the story slowly, and the baby is obedient. Just like that, day after day.

Hard work pays off, and the baby turns one week old in the blink of an eye. At the Zhuzhou Banquet, the baby only held the baby books that he could see every day. All the guests present applauded enthusiastically and said that this baby will definitely be extraordinary in the future. It made Bao's mother wish she could just name her baby "Zhong Shu".

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye it’s time to ask about the harvest. So one day, Bao Ma started taking random assessments. Point to the phone and ask: What key is this? The baby looked at it carefully and said: Rabbit, hands-free. Well, what is the name of this book? "Havoc in Heaven" ("Havoc in Heaven"). What kind of house is this? Bieye (Villa). Finally, he pointed to a wooden painting and asked: What is the name of this painting? The child looked at it and said without thinking: "心ganer" (心歌).

Two? Feelings about changing teeth

The baby frowned, looking unhappy. Bao's mother asked why, and the baby said: Mom, I just took a bite of the biscuit, why did my teeth crack? !

Three? Who is sick and who is happy

Teacher, I didn’t come to school yesterday because I was sick. My father took leave and did not go to work, so he sat by the bed and told me stories; my mother was in the kitchen and cooked a lot of delicious food for me; my grandparents also came by car to see me and bought me toys. I was sick yesterday, I (time passed), I (struggled to find the word), (finally found it), I am so happy.

Four? Technical sketches of leaders of the country

Teacher: Children, a grandpa is coming to visit our kindergarten tomorrow. Everyone should stand up and cheer, and act cheerfully. Come and practice with the teacher.

1234, 2234, 3234, 4234... all the children were sweating.

A certain child: But teacher, how do we know which grandpa to cheer for?

Teacher: It’s very simple. As long as you see a person in the crowd with glasses on his nose, his little hands on his belly, and his belt tied around his grandma, you can all stand up and give him a warm welcome .