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Writing a composition about family members

This is my sister. She is smart, cute, and a clever girl. Do you like it? Let’s take a look at the compositions about family members that I have compiled for you below. Composition about family members 1

I live in a happy family.

My family’s humor master—Mom

Mom is my family’s humor master. One time, my father went to the neighbor’s fourth mother’s house for a drink. Of course, my mother was in charge of the cooking. My mother took out a fish from the basin and concentrated on cooking it. After a while, the aroma of "braised fish" floated into my nose. I couldn't wait to run into the kitchen, picked up a spoon, scooped up a little fish juice and started to taste it. "Is it delicious?" Mom asked eagerly. I nodded and said, "Great." "How about it, mom's craftsmanship is pretty good!" After that, she proudly picked up the pot and poured the fish into the plate. "Chili!" The fish flew across the plate, opened its mouth wide, and lay straight on the ground. Mom hesitated for a moment, found a step and said: "This is a magical fish. It can't be caught when it's disemboweled, and it jumps around when it's fried. No, in the end I still ran away." I couldn't help laughing after hearing what my mother said. Every time I buy fish from now on, I have to ask: "Is this a sacred fish?"

My "old scalper"

My old scalper is my father, he works hard and never complains . Once, my aunt just came back from the boat. Because there were too many things, she and her uncle were too busy, so she asked my father to help them move things. At first, I thought my father was going to refuse, but he agreed. In this way, Dad moved from morning to afternoon. When he got home, he was sweating profusely.

Little Book Fan

I am a little book fan, but others say I am a "nerd". Once, I was reading "Andersen's Fairy Tales", and suddenly my mother asked me to look at the porridge pot. I reluctantly went to look at the pot. About ten minutes later, I had already plunged into the book and had forgotten about the porridge pot. Finally, the porridge flowed all over the table, and the porridge in the pot had become rice. My mother was so angry that she had nothing to say to me. She only said one sentence: "Why did I raise a nerd?" I scratched my head in embarrassment.

I live in this family and am very happy. Composition 2 about family members

My family is happy and happy.

Dad is a eloquent person. I remember one time my father went to Dafeng for a court session, and I went too. When we arrived at the court, a judge immediately said loudly: "Who is the defendant? My father suddenly stood up and said that I am the defendant." I laughed at that time. My face was red, thinking whether my father had an extra brain or a missing one. He was a defendant and he stood up, while the plaintiff hadn't stood up yet! "It's so shameless! After the trial, I realized that the defendant also had benefits. You need witnesses and physical evidence to gather together, and there is a mountain of ironclad evidence. Only in this way can you prove the other party's crime. If there is no evidence, there is only one word "lose" .

My mother is a famous cook. I remember one time when someone came to my house, she thought it must be dinner at my house, so she ran to the kitchen to cook a pot of beef. I saw my mother couldn't help but take a piece of beef and put it in her mouth. After eating it, I felt like I had entered a mythical world. This was not beef! It was like the colorful beef from the colorful sacred cow in Journey to the West! My cooking skills have reached the level of perfection.

I like to watch TV. I remember one time when I saw Crayon Shin-chan taking off his pants. It also sings: "Elephant, elephant, your trunk is so long. "When I met, I named him Classic Hooligan Song."

Living in this family is such a blessing among blessings! Write about family members. Composition 3

In my family, there are mom, dad and me.

Me! He is a "little prince" at home and is carefully cared for by his parents. I love playing computer games. This afternoon, in computer class, I started playing "Prince of Persia", but then an important order was given. The Chinese teacher asked us to write a composition. I slapped the table angrily and thought: If you don’t tell me earlier, you won’t tell me later. You just want to tell me when I’m having fun. You’d better wait until I play for a while before talking! So I started playing again.

My mother has been my servant all day long. She has put a lot of effort into taking care of me. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is shout: "Mom, put some clothes on me.

After hearing this, my mother ran over in a hurry, shouting: "It's coming, it's coming, don't worry." "After he ran over, he picked up his clothes and gave them to me to wear. As for me! I just need to stretch my legs and lift my buttocks.

My grumpy dad is really annoying. There are Once, my father was cooking my favorite fish, and suddenly he shouted: "Wu Liang, bring the wine. "I was washing my hands, so I was a little slower. When I took the wine, my father said with a straight face: "Why are you so slow! "I thought to myself: It's just a little slow, what's the big deal.

I am very happy to live in this family. Composition about family members 4

My family has a *** There are three people, mom, dad and me.

Let’s talk about my dad first! Once, my dad made my mom angry, and my mom yelled at her: “Get out! But my father always said with a playful smile: "Honey, don't be angry!" "As he said that, my father quickly took out the lighter from his pocket and said to my mother: "Smelly bitch, don't move, or I'll burn your hair into shreds of meat! "I listened and laughed. My mother also laughed next to me. Just like that, my mother's anger dissipated.

My mother is the "number one" at home, and my father calls her " "He is the boss of the house." My mother is really good at running the house. She makes the final decision on what to eat and cook every day. My mother doesn't let me buy groceries because she thinks I don't know how to buy groceries or bargain. To be honest, every time my mother buys groceries, It cost less than 20 yuan.

I love playing chess and computer games. One time, my mother scolded me when I was playing chess and forgot to feed my brother. After a meal, my mother punished me to pull out green vegetables, but as soon as I pulled one, I went to play chess again. My mother was so angry that I was a "chess fan." "Don't laugh at me!

I feel extremely happy living in this family. Composition 5 about family members

There are four people in my family.

My dad is a smoker. I remember one time, we were happily watching TV, and suddenly my dad took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. Then he put a cigarette to his mouth, lit it with a lighter, and then puffed on it. At this time, there was a lot of smoke on the TV screen, blocking the characters on the TV.

My mother is a hard-working person. I remember one time, my mother got up very early and then went to work in the fields. At noon, my mother cooked lunch for me. After I got better, I went to work in the fields again. My mother was so hardworking.

I am a person who loves to read. I remember one time, my mother called me to have lunch because I was fascinated by reading. I didn't even hear my mother call me, she was just reading there. When she saw me reading there, she picked up my ear and told me to go to eat, so I put down the book in my hand and went to eat reluctantly.

< p> My sister is a kind person to me. I remember once, when my sister paid her salary, she went to the supermarket to buy something for me.

This is the case in my family. >