Urgent ~ ~ ~ I want a humorous, meaningful and educational joke. Help me if anyone has it.

One day, after eating puffer fish, several people got together. One of them said, "Someone brought puffer fish. Who will try it first?" As the saying goes, "I want to eat puffer fish and I am afraid of death." No one volunteered, so someone suggested, "There is a beggar on the bridge. We might as well let him try first. " They said yes. After cooking a pot of puffer fish soup, they gave the beggar a bowl and said, "This is puffer fish soup. Give you a bowl. " The beggar thanked him and reached for it. Everyone waited patiently for a while, then quietly went back to have a look, and found that the beggar was still safe and sound, and then came back to have a hearty meal with confidence. After eating, these people proudly walked to the bridge and asked the beggar, "Is the puffer fish delicious?" The beggar asked, "Have you eaten?" They said, "Yes, it's delicious." The beggar said, "In that case, I'm welcome." After that, he picked up the bowl of puffer fish soup beside him and wolfed it down. These self-righteous people looked at each other and couldn't say a word. The cause of pain is asked by a; "Why the long face?" B said, "My friend was run over by a train." A said, "No wonder. You must be in pain. " B said, "Of course I am in pain. He is wearing my suit. " After the death of A and B, they came to the underworld. The prince checked the merit book and said, "You didn't have any great evil in your previous life, so you are allowed to reincarnate. But now there are only two kinds of people to choose from: one must live a life of giving and giving, and the other must live a life of taking and receiving. " Then ask them to choose carefully. One thought to himself, asking for and accepting is to sit back and relax and enjoy success. It is too comfortable, so he said first, "I want to live a life of asking for and accepting." B means willing to live a life of giving and giving. After listening to his wishes, the prince now judges the future of the two men in the afterlife: "A will be a beggar in his next life, begging from others and accepting alms from others. Second, be a rich man, do charity and help others in the afterlife. " On weekends, A B and his son walked slowly in the alley. Suddenly, a child fell to the ground not far away and burst into tears. "Dad, why don't you pick up that little sister?" A B glared at his son: "If others saw it, don't you doubt that we knocked it down?" After that, I picked up my son and quickly bypassed the "danger zone". When he got home, Xiao B saw the cat knock over the oil bottle, and the oil gurgled straight out and ran away quickly. B was so angry that he slapped his son in the face. "Why don't you get up?" "I, whoops ... I'm afraid you'll suspect that I did it!" Hypocrisy An old man found a magic lamp, rubbed it gently with his hand, and the lamp god came out and said, "I can grant you a wish." The old man thought for a moment: "I had a fight with my brother 30 years ago and haven't spoken to me since." He's going to die now. I hope he can forgive me and make up with me. " The genie acted immediately, and the old man's wish came true. The genie asked the old man, "If others have such an opportunity, they will definitely seek fame and gain, and you just want to get your brother's forgiveness. Is it because you are old and dying, and your handwriting is not bad? " The old man said hesitantly, "No, it's because ... if his rich family wealth is given to others after his death ..."