Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - In a moment of stupidity, I gently took the boiling water and tried to scald it to death... Now I am lying on the bed dragging a useless leg. There was a signal problem. I received a call

In a moment of stupidity, I gently took the boiling water and tried to scald it to death... Now I am lying on the bed dragging a useless leg. There was a signal problem. I received a call

In a moment of stupidity, I gently took the boiling water and tried to scald it to death... Now I am lying on the bed dragging a useless leg. There was a signal problem. I received a call from China Unicom in the morning. The other party asked about the signal situation of China Unicom and was asked to rate it from 1 to 10, with 10 being the strongest signal. Everyone knows that China Unicom’s 3G signal is not good. I’ve always been a good guy, so I’ll give it a 10. Opponent: How many points? Shout: 10 points! Opponent: How many points? Roar: 10! Other party: The signal is not very good. Can you say it again? The most tragic thing in the world is that two mountaineers climbed to the top of Mount Everest. One person said: "I'm going to put my American flag on the top of the mountain. It took me a lifetime. Give me the flag." Another person said: "What? Give you the flag? I thought you brought it." ”