A funny remark, a jingle, an abusive article.

Science and engineering girls don't look back, and their long hair flutters in their dreams;

As soon as the science and engineering girls turned around, the dormitory boys jumped off the building; Read until midnight,

In order to earn gasoline.

Reading is not a disease,

Examinations are half-life.

When the gold list was nominated,

Parents are afraid of getting sick.

Tuition is like a mountain,

The unread bent over.

Take the notice,

Big eyes and small eyes.

My parents were in tears,

The students sighed.

The school is working on it,

Tuition stopped me,

Only to go to work,

Solve life difficulties.

Take care of your parents!

Children bear the burden,

Turn over and not farm,

I don't blame my parents for being poor,

Mixing people together,

Come back to worship your ancestors.

Science and engineering girls turn away from beauty and love apes;

The science and engineering girl turned three times and scared two cows in the field;

Science and engineering girls turn around four times, and the water in Lushan waterfall flows backwards;

The science and engineering girl turned five times, and Jordan flew to another planet;

Science and engineering girls turned six times, and Halley's comet hit the earth;

Science and engineering girls turn seven times, don't worry about recovering Taiwan Province Province;

Science and engineering girls turned eight times, and Song Wu drank three bowls of wine;

Science and engineering girls turn nine, Diego Diego Maradona plays basketball;

Science and engineering girls turn ten times, and human development comes to an end;

Girls from Beiwai don't look back, but they want to hug when they look back.

As soon as the girls from Beiwai turned around, they dumped the whole boys' building.

The girl from Beiwai turned around and the cars met randomly on the road.

The girl from Beiwai made three turns, and the cowherd in the sky approached the earth.

The girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turned around four times, but they didn't see Miss World.

The girl from Beiwai turned five times, and the princess Chang 'e jumped off the building.

Six girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turned around and the White House took an internship.

Girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turn seven, so don't worry about students coming next year.

When a girl from Beiwai turns eight times, the eunuch will shake.

The girls from Beiwai turned nine times and were all taken away by rich drivers.

The girl from Beijing Foreign Studies University turned ten times, and the Titanic continued to swim.

The north wind blows, snowflakes float, and your mother and I practice flying knives. One knife left, one knife right, all the knives hit your mother's waist. The last knife is the most coquettish, flying into your mother's yurt!

★ Rizhao pigsty gives birth to lewd smoke, your mother and pigs get together, pigs worship thousands of feet, and your mother opens her mouth to swallow!

I wandered around and saw that your mother was a young woman. Pull her to a place where no one is there, take out a shocking pillar and insert it into the depths of your mother's peach blossom. Lao Tzu said; How fucking comfortable!

Selling looks is not ugly, bringing home the bacon. If you are forced not to sell, it is pure failure. One thigh, five dollars to go home. Three dollars for rice and two dollars for change.

You ~ you ~ you dare to brag! The one who boasted in front of me last time is still lying in the hospital! He is the loudest one in the hospital!

When your mother went out, she lowered her head and looked down at her compulsion. Although it is not a good thing, it is not sold in department stores!

Quietly, I fell in love with you, carried you to the corn field, covered you with corn stalks and half a brick, and pressed you under me. Slowly, I put it in and I heard a loud noise.

It was my fault! ! It was my fault! ! ! It was me who went to the toilet yesterday. I saw your mother hiding in it, flying over and locking me up. I lost my virginity, she lost her fire, and she made me exhausted. Blame me me! Blame me! ! It was my fault! ! ! Ha ha laugh

When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? !

Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I am your father.

Look at you, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, but they will die; The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.