Are there any cold jokes about earthworms?

1. Earthworms come to the suburbs to play.

The little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton with himself.

Mother earthworm cut herself into four sections and played mahjong with herself.

At this time, mother earthworm suddenly exclaimed, "Dad, are you crazy?" ! Why did you chop yourself into a paste? ! "

Father Earthworm said, "I just want to play football with myself ..."

Earthworms heard that they couldn't die with a knife, so they wanted to try. As a result, he died by the sword Before he died, he said to his miserable family: Next time, don't cut the football horizontally like me. . . "

To sum up, (* _ *) hee hee.