Interesting short sentences

1. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam. ?

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry. ?

3. Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

4. Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits. ?

I am a good girl who you don't like teenagers. Do you like boys?

6. Who didn't experience a few scum when he was young? ?

7. Help others to the end, send Buddha to the west, and hooligans flow to bed. ?

8. Home is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman. ?

Just because I gave you one more look, I can only find my way with crutches from now on. ?

10. There is a state of lovers called: be there or be square. -Bye, don't go.

1 1. "Do you think I'm stupid?" "I thought you were not stupid!"

12. If brain-dead people can fly, then this is the airport. ?

13. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.

14. When I passed a person, my clothes were scratched, and no sparks were generated. ?

15. I know what will happen to you tomorrow. Really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow. ?

16. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

17. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.

18. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. ?

19. Journey to the West told us that all the goblins with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick. ?

20. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die. ?