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Good clips from Soul-Severing Gun

Good part: Sand Dragon’s escort agency has been converted into an inn.

There is no way not to wake up from the big dream in the East. The sound of cannon silenced the roar of tigers in the wild forests of Malay and Indian. Half-awake people rubbed their eyes and prayed to their ancestors and gods; not long after, they lost their land, freedom and sovereignty. There were people with different faces standing outside the door, the muzzles of their guns still hot. Their spears, poisonous crossbows, and colorful snake shields are of no use; even their ancestors and the gods they believed in are useless!

Longqi’s China is no longer mysterious. With trains, passing through tombs destroys Feng Shui. The maroon multi-tassel flag, the steel sword with the green shark skin sheath, the bell-ringing horse, the wisdom and slang in the world, loyalty and reputation, even Shashalong, his martial arts and career, all seemed to have become a dream last night. of. Today it's trains, fast guns, commerce and terror. I heard that someone wanted to kill the emperor's head!

Content introduction:

"The Soul-Breaking Gun" is about the invasion of foreign powers in the late Qing Dynasty. After the escort agency was replaced by foreign guns, the escort master Sha Shalong, who possesses the unique skill "Five Tiger Soul-Severing Spear", had no choice but to disband the escort agency; and the marksmanship of "Five Tiger Soul-Severing Spear" will never be passed down again. Sometimes when apprentices come to ask for advice, Shashalong tries to deal with them by telling jokes, or even drives them out directly.

Wang Sansheng is the great apprentice of Shazilong. He was defeated in a contest with Old Man Sun. So Wang Sansheng wanted to use his master's power to intimidate the other party, so he lured Old Man Sun to visit Shazilong.

But no matter what Old Man Sun said, Shashalong was indifferent and never mentioned his martial arts, thus his reputation plummeted. Late at night, the old escort master was playing marksmanship in the backyard. Looking at the stars, he remembered the years when he was an escort and said four words: "Don't pass it on, don't pass it on."