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My girlfriend sent me a difference.

My girlfriend sent me a difference. What's the ratio?

Can you explain it clearly?

Or no one will know.

How to give you advice?

My ex-girlfriend sent me good morning, but my little brother was bored.

My girlfriend just sent me a joke. Her mentality is both boyfriend and girlfriend. You still ask such questions. If your girlfriend sees it, she will even kill you with a stick! If I don't treat you as a boyfriend, see if she will send it to you!

My girlfriend gave me a moon and a sun. What do you mean? She said, you can fuck me at night The moon is night. The sun is the sun. Forgive my evil. Thank you!

My boyfriend sent me a word "prison". What does this mean? If it were me, I guess that's what I mean.

A person is trapped and bound, feeling lost and miserable like a prisoner.

Have you quarreled with him recently or anything that makes you unhappy?

Is it "sticky"

If not, maybe you think too much? Maybe the boyfriend is just joking with you and guessing a crossword puzzle?

In fact, the best way is to ask him directly and listen to his thoughts.

Don't doubt.

What is the reason why my girlfriend sent me a red envelope of 6.65 yuan? Only your girlfriend knows this! Give her one too! It also represents a kind of heart of yours.

My girlfriend sent me an invitation to a game called Koala Go. How can I get in? Is it the invitation sent to you by WeChat? If so, you can click on the sharing link sent by her directly from WeChat, follow the prompts on the link, pay attention to the official micro-signal, and download the Koala Go APP according to the prompts. You can log in directly with WeChat ID.

My girlfriend sent me a vov. What do you mean? This should be an expression.

Anyway, you just need to understand it this way.

Why not just ask each other?

My girlfriend sent me a proposition: what can I eat to grow up with such a small chest? Reply: If you are pregnant, you will naturally get bigger.

Or reply: In fact, the chest is similar to the height of a person, and there are genetic genes. Parents have good genes, so there is no need to compare them. In fact, girls with small breasts are cuter and more painful.