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How to ask parents for money without embarrassment?
It's hard to ask for money now. Let me show you my secret trick: 1 entanglement.
Success index: 5
Failure index: 5
At that time, I had no money. I asked my father for money. Father threw out a sentence: "No ~" Hum, thinking that I just gave up. I shook my father's clothes: "Give me ~ Give me ~ ~" and then it sounded like I was going to cry. Hey ~ fortunately, dad is an impatient person. He immediately said, "OK, OK ~ Here you are ~"
Reason for failure: Your family is a patient person, or a lie like "Call again and you will hit PP ~" (better not).
Success index: 6
Failure index: 8
When I was short of money, it happened that the school was going to donate money. God helped me. I only paid four dollars, but I needed ten dollars. Of course, my mother is narrow-minded. Grandpa is a kind man. Hearing this, he said, "Take this ten dollars to donate, and then I will give you 1 yuan. I was so happy that I rolled and crawled. In this case, 10-4+.
Reason for failure: Your family knows how much to donate.
When dad was drunk.
Success index: 6
Failure index: 6
Dad was drunk when he came home. You can't miss a good opportunity to ask for money. I need money right away. "Dad, give me a dollar." Dad said, "OK, here you are." (Not so correct) Start paying. "Here you are, one yuan ~ ~ ~" Then my father fell asleep.
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Reason for failure: Your father was drunk and angry. When adults are happy.
Success index: unknown
Failure index: unknown
When asking dad for money, it is best to ask him for money when he is happy. Dad's triumphant return from playing cards is probably a happy transition: "Today!"
On the day when dad won, just say what you want ~ "I am short of money, of course I want money." "How much, limit?
1below 0 yuan. "I said mercilessly:" 5 yuan ~ no more ~ "5 yuan immediately appeared in my hand.
Reason for failure: Your father is stingy.
5 quotation conditions
Success index: 10
Failure index: 7
I designed a watch: back rubbing: 1 yuan 100 Toad: one in 2 yuan.
Shopping: 0. 5 yuan once.
Tidy up the room: one in 3 yuan.
Cleaning the windows: All the windows are in 4 yuan.
Washing dishes: 5 yuan a day for dishes.
By doing this, you can earn 10 yuan a day. Reason for failure: Your family broke its promise. If I fail, I don't care about leisure ~
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