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How to ask parents for money without embarrassment?

Five good ways to ask your parents for money

It's hard to ask for money now. Let me show you my secret trick: 1 entanglement.

Success index: 5

Failure index: 5

At that time, I had no money. I asked my father for money. Father threw out a sentence: "No ~" Hum, thinking that I just gave up. I shook my father's clothes: "Give me ~ Give me ~ ~" and then it sounded like I was going to cry. Hey ~ fortunately, dad is an impatient person. He immediately said, "OK, OK ~ Here you are ~"

Reason for failure: Your family is a patient person, or a lie like "Call again and you will hit PP ~" (better not).

Success index: 6

Failure index: 8

When I was short of money, it happened that the school was going to donate money. God helped me. I only paid four dollars, but I needed ten dollars. Of course, my mother is narrow-minded. Grandpa is a kind man. Hearing this, he said, "Take this ten dollars to donate, and then I will give you 1 yuan. I was so happy that I rolled and crawled. In this case, 10-4+.

Reason for failure: Your family knows how much to donate.

When dad was drunk.

Success index: 6

Failure index: 6

Dad was drunk when he came home. You can't miss a good opportunity to ask for money. I need money right away. "Dad, give me a dollar." Dad said, "OK, here you are." (Not so correct) Start paying. "Here you are, one yuan ~ ~ ~" Then my father fell asleep.

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Reason for failure: Your father was drunk and angry. When adults are happy.

Success index: unknown

Failure index: unknown

When asking dad for money, it is best to ask him for money when he is happy. Dad's triumphant return from playing cards is probably a happy transition: "Today!"

On the day when dad won, just say what you want ~ "I am short of money, of course I want money." "How much, limit?

1below 0 yuan. "I said mercilessly:" 5 yuan ~ no more ~ "5 yuan immediately appeared in my hand.

Reason for failure: Your father is stingy.

5 quotation conditions

Success index: 10

Failure index: 7

I designed a watch: back rubbing: 1 yuan 100 Toad: one in 2 yuan.

Shopping: 0. 5 yuan once.

Tidy up the room: one in 3 yuan.

Cleaning the windows: All the windows are in 4 yuan.

Washing dishes: 5 yuan a day for dishes.

By doing this, you can earn 10 yuan a day. Reason for failure: Your family broke its promise. If I fail, I don't care about leisure ~