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Xiao Ming’s joke about shopping with his father
Xiao Ming and his father went shopping. Xiao Ming saw something and asked his father what it was. His father told him: "This is a motorcycle. If you can't remember, you can call it an iron donkey." Xiao Ming saw another thing and asked his father what it was. His father told him: "This is a man." If you can't remember, you can call it a man. "Xiao Ming saw something and asked his father again, and his father told him: "This thing is called a woman. If he can't remember, he can call it a girl." Xiao Ming saw something and asked his father what it was, and his father said: " This is the police station. If you don't remember, you can call it the Bandit Bureau. "Xiao Ming saw something and asked his father, and his father said, "This is blood. If he can't remember, he can call it ketchup." A few days later, Xiao Ming called 110 and said, "Uncle Bandit." , here a man rode a donkey and killed a woman, and a lot of ketchup leaked out!"
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