People who are hacked by jokes are all cold jokes.

People who are hacked by jokes are all cold jokes.

1, the moon is dark and windy, and drug dealers make deals with the black boss.

The drug dealer took out a black suitcase, put it on the table and opened it. It's full of drugs

The drug dealer said to the black boss: Fair trade! Pay when you see the goods!

Black boss flew into a rage, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the drug dealer, shooting and shouting: you bitch! . . .

Newton visited the Zen master because of mechanical problems. The Zen master spread a blanket under the inclined plane, put the ball on the inclined plane and let it fly. The ball rolled for a short distance and then stopped.

The Zen master replaced the blanket with a smooth wooden surface, and the ball rolled for a long distance before stopping.

Newton suddenly realized: you mean that force is the reason to change the state of motion of an object, and as long as it is not stressed, it can keep moving?

The Zen master said, I mean, as far away from here as possible!

Three Kingdoms Weibo: Dong Zhuo V: Yesterday I gave the story of diusim OOXX, which is better than my wife.

The next day, Lu Bu forwarded comments on Weibo. Lu Bu V: I also told the story of diusim OOXX, which is really better than your wife.

Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang, so he secretly prayed to heaven. God, I am willing to trade my 20-year life for Kong Ming's ability to predict the weather. ?

I woke up the next day and found myself with very serious arthritis.

5. Sun Liu is married, and Sun Quan is worried that his sister will be wronged after marriage. Excuse me, Liu Bei: If your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

This sentence reminded Liu Bei of his mother who had died of illness for many years and angered him. Save your sister! ?

Sun Quan nodded at ease after hearing this.

6. One night, Power anxiously ran into his mother's room and said, Mom-Mom, I'm afraid of the dark. ?

When my mother heard this, she looked up at her daughter standing barefoot on the floor with tears in her eyes, held her strength in her arms and shouted to the sky. When are you going to let my daughter go?

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