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One day, a man was in the park with only a bathing cloth under his body. Suddenly, a boy ran up and pointed to the man's underside and said, Uncle, can you lend me yours to play with?

The man said, No! Children can't touch the things of adults.

The boy said again, OK! Uncle, lend me yours to play with!

The man added: When you grow up, you will have nothing unusual.

So the boy ran away bored. Soon, the man fell asleep in the park. But when he woke up, he found him lying in the hospital, and the boy was sitting next to him, so the man asked the boy curiously why he was lying in the hospital.

The boy replied, I found you asleep, so I ran to play with it. Who knows that the more I play with it, the bigger it gets, and it spits at me. I am very angry, so I hit it, so I just. . . . .