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A word to make a man's best friend happy and warm his heart.

1, sunshine, bits and pieces of broken gold, it happened that you picked it up; The breeze drives all the flowers along the way, and you just smile; Greetings, picked an eternal friendship and happened to meet you. May your life be wonderful.

2, the piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are unintentional, and playing the piano and singing is not awkward. Falling flowers don't love fish, and they don't want to be greedy. Only your heart haunts me, just because fate meets me. Rich or poor, they will always be together.

3. Friends can be unreasonable, but they must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; I don't contact you often, but I must keep it in mind!

4, flowers are the most beautiful peony, people are the closest friends, making friends without paying gold and silver, only paying people who care. Water flows downwards, people go upwards, friendship exists, trees take root, and friends are heart to heart.

5, the earth knows the sincerity of the sky, because there is rain to moisten; The coast knows the sincerity of the waves because of the caress of the tides; I know your sincerity, because there is heart-to-heart communication.

6. Nice to meet you. There are thousands of stars in the starry sky, and one is my heart. Look at the stars when you miss me, count the stars when you are insomnia, wait for the meteor when you wish, and good friends should be happy every day.

7. God said that the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, everything will come naturally!

8. Be caring and attentive when you are sick, and even cry with me when you are desperate. Thank you very much.

9, girlfriends are the darkest time, waiting for dawn with you.

10, you are humiliated, and I want to get justice for you. You are unhappy, I make you laugh. You are happy, I will accompany you. I will criticize whoever bullies you. If you are unhappy, I will be your bitch.

1 1, Fengtian Shipping, Emperor Zhao said that although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, and it is hot and cold, and this order is issued. Ai Qing needs to be kind to herself, add clothes in time to prevent colds, stay happy at any time, and don't disobey orders!

12, happiness knocks at the door, happiness smiles at you, beautiful scenery sends happiness, good luck leans around gently, the day steps out of BBK, and we successfully raise our glasses to invite each other, forget all the troubles in the world and be happy. May all your wishes come true!

13, Huangmei rainy season, the weather is really stuffy! Laugh three times, hahaha, no matter spring, autumn, winter and summer! Usually work pressure is high, edit SMS to decompress! Say hello and have a chat. I wish you a good mood in the rainy season.

14, I have a very good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.

15, put a lucky piece for your happy day; Cover the quilt when sleeping to drive away the disease; Nothing to wash a pear to moisten your delicate lungs; Under the guise of short messages, I sent the shadow of good luck. I wish you happiness and health every day!