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Wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep. Talk about sending WeChat.

1, when loneliness begins to spread, how can I have the strength to say no?

You are the person I want to go but can't get.

I am just an audience in his play.

4. I have a person I deeply love but can't love.

5. Ban Mengyang's gambling war Asian man said that you wouldn't let her lose. What about now?

6. No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.

7. The mask will become my skin if I wear it for a long time.

We used to talk to each other, but now we can't even say a word.

9. A male god is someone you want but can't get.

10, in those years, few friends ever chatted and kept in touch.

1 1, I know we have no result, but I still like you wholeheartedly.

12, how helpless, learned to let go but could not accept lonely love.

13, the original clean, stubborn, overbearing, arrogant and unyielding enthusiasm has long been smoothed by time.

14, the people I love have lovers, and the way I look at them shows that I can't.

15, we do many things that couples do, but we are just friends.

16, life is very tired, but we still have to go on.

17, what makes me most helpless is that the person I love doesn't love me.

18, I tried, but I couldn't help it if fate didn't fulfill me.

19, I've always wanted to ask you if you love me? The opening is always you, okay?

20. When you grow up, everyone you know is a little distant.

2 1, you don't have to give up, but you have to accept your fate.

22, the heart is difficult to understand, after all, you are you, I am me.

23, you won't become very bad to me, just because you don't have my love in your heart.

24. You like sunshine, but I am night.

25. The reason for alienation is probably that you were not there when I needed you.

26. If you can't see my light, why should I insist?

27. You have never reassured me. How can you understand my kindness to you?

28. Finally, I didn't even get a chance to look at you from a distance.

29. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love you is like a cactus being stabbed all over.

If I can't get into your heart, who can I blame?

3 1. Even if I leave without saying goodbye one day, you won't find me missing in your world.

I'm tired of liking you, but you are my only motivation.

33, 10,000 shadows can't pile up a millimetre high, just like I love you for nothing.

Friendship can be further transformed into love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

35, helpless, life geometry, infatuation forgot, many old dreams.

He is not the best in the world, but he is not available in my world.

I like you for a long time, but my inarticulate words can't impress you.

38. You are my belief, a distant place that I can't reach.

39. It's sad to hide in the group and chat with you.

Sometimes, helplessness is also a kind of beauty.

If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, let's talk.

I can't sleep at midnight (1) 1. As long as I breathe hard, I can see miracles. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

2. Sad swings are always accompanied by breeze, and there are always stars in lonely nights. Looking back suddenly, will you be by my side?

The most distressing feeling is that even breathing hurts so much.

I used to think I was invulnerable, but I never thought my biggest enemy was you.

5. Since when, commitment is a lie on your whim and perfunctory is your mantra. Since you are not serious, neither am I.

6. I want to answer many questions. Even though I have the answers, you have never asked me.

7. When you became a habit in my life, I realized that I couldn't live without you.

8. Waiting is not stubborn, but also curious to see how much I like you. I learned to smile with a mask, even if I am unhappy.

9. Life has changed us, but it can't change the sensitive and fragile heart under the strong exterior.

10. Laugh more and you will gradually make yourself really happy.

1 1. Maybe, one day, we will hold each other's hands and forget each other.

12. Don't care too much about some people. The more you care, the more humble you are.

13. Is it too good for you? You think I have no temper.

14. The cruelest thing is watching you lie, and you have the cheek to lie. How dare I not believe it?

15. It's so sad that I'll never meet anyone who can make my heart beat again.

16. We have been looking for it, but we don't cherish the present.

17. It's a long and bumpy road, so why pretend. You are the one who holds the knife, and you are the one who cries for pain.

18. The distance between us is actually very short. Open your mouth and call me, and I will run to you.

19. In life, some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

20. I thought you would be sad if I ignored you, but I was sad.

Talking about insomnia in the middle of the night (2) 1, being in a daze, and doing well is called deep. If you don't do well, you are likely to fall asleep. ...

All my sleepless nights are because of you.

Sleepless night is the purest silence.

One sip of tea is equal to one midnight. Bitter and cool!

Sleepless people, as the name implies, are a group of people who have no sleep.

6. Finding a fool to accompany you to insomnia is not a kind of happiness.

7, insomnia, as long as it is not a fool, it must be a genius.

8, the moon is the lamp of insomnia, overlooking the lonely past at the window.

9. Night tempts the crime of insomnia, and sober people can't get a good sleep.

10, I always feel insomnia, and I can only admit that acacia is bitter.

1 1, sometimes it's not so much insomnia as trying to punish yourself with sobriety.

12, when I can't sleep, I don't want medicine, I just want your hug.

13, tears will always flow in my eyes inadvertently, every sleepless night.

14. Is insomnia a disease? If so, maybe you can find a doctor to cure it.

15, accustomed to insomnia caused by pain, followed by loneliness.

16, I can't find a hypnotic method, so I can only choose to enjoy the loneliness at night.

17. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

18, when I have insomnia, I am most worried that the rain outside the window will shake my keen senses like thunder.

19, I can't find a hypnotic method, so I can only choose to enjoy the loneliness at night.

20, you have confidence in everything, don't sleep if you are not sleepy; Even if I lie in bed, I am never happy.

Can't sleep at midnight (3) 1. I was misunderstood before, and I couldn't wait to grab each other's collar and explain it for three days and three nights. Not now. If you can't understand me, then we'll go separately. Although I am thirsty, I won't drink everything.

Everything, anyone, will become a thing of the past, so don't let it go. Only by letting go can we move forward better.

Are you the same? If you love, you will despair; if you hate, you will have no choice.

If it is because of your cold heart, it will be the reason for me to give up on you. Then I might as well not love, just like the sun by the sea, it won't suddenly rise, and love always has a gradual process.

Don't care too much about other people's feelings, don't be nervous when others are lost, don't be soft-hearted when others apologize, don't always make others happy and feel wronged, think for yourself why you should make yourself exhausted. You are too sensitive, too kind, and too kind people will suffer in the end.

6. Some people say that if you really want something, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, don't wait, because it's not yours at all.

7. Don't stay up late, don't think about things that make you unhappy, don't worry about the obstacles you can't cross, and the people you can't forget should come to an end. On the new journey, I hope that from now on, you don't love too much and sleep too late.

8. You should learn to swallow a long paragraph and all the emotions, and express all your thoughts with a "hmm". It's not that you have become indifferent, but that you have learned to be patient.

9. Real life is to do what you do every day. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present. Don't dwell on unnecessary emotions and judgments. No delusions, no self-indulgence. Don't hurt, don't be enemies with yourself and others. Don't perform and don't believe in other people's performances.

10. Those who are generous and willing to spend money for you are not so rich, but they think your relationship is more important than money because it is important.

1 1. The stronger a person's self-healing ability, the more likely he is to be close to happiness. Be a taciturn person, but there is a sea in my heart, don't hurt others, and be calm and comfortable in indifference.

12. I deeply feel that most people are making do, and never want to keep improving and do one thing to the extreme. In fact, in this era, there are unlimited opportunities to study everything thoroughly and work hard. It's a pity that there are too many people muddling along, which makes you feel awesome. In fact, there are very few people who are really capable.

13. I am a vulgar person. When I saw a mountain, I saw the sea. When I saw a flower, I saw a flower. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you. -Wang Xiaobao's Love You Like Love Life

14. You don't have to envy what others have. As long as you work hard, you will have it. You don't have to show off what you have, because others are struggling and will have it. Have more happiness and less troubles. No matter how rich or poor, no matter how knowledgeable, you should laugh every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up.

15. May you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to different things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and emotional as you are.

16. Everyone will experience many single-handed battles in his life. Some roads can only be taken by one person, but when you look back, you will always find someone not far away, not talking, just there.

17. In this world, there is no feeling of going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition.

18. If you have seen a person's most affectionate smile and indifferent eyes, then this relationship is hard to continue anyway. Cracks still exist, and the two most difficult words in the world are actually forgiveness.

19. Don't continue when the tea is cold, and the taste will be different. If people leave, don't stay, it will feel different. If the feeling is gone, don't relive it, and the feeling will be different. It's better to let go than to think.

20. Treating the wound as a secret will only hide and hurt; Taking the unbearable as a joke will get stronger and stronger.

I can't sleep. What's it like to be awake at midnight?

1, "May we all meet the right person at the right time and never leave."

I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Can't sleep at midnight. Finally, I thought of a way. The computer plays high school math videos. This sounds very suitable for sleeping.

3, I can't sleep in the middle of the night, I am very tired, and I feel more and more pain in the third trimester.

You can hurt a person at will, or you can change yourself at will.

5. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and passed the rest of the border in hell. The little boy finally found the little girl in this horrible place and finally disappeared in this horrible place. What does this game tell me? Probably, as long as that person is the one you are looking for, and you are not afraid of dying for 10,000 times, you will look for it and never give up!

6, I can't sleep in the middle of the night, and I feel that I may have to hang two doors. It's really hard to feel that your efforts are not rewarded. Just like Messi.

7. If love exists in one day, it can come.

8. It is understandable that you can't sleep in the middle of the night before the exam. What happened after the exam? It's four o'clock in the TM. This is crazy. Somebody help me!

I never expect anyone to sympathize with me. It doesn't matter. The sky is falling, I'll carry it myself.

10, [Life is to lose what you have if you don't get what you want]

1 1. If one day I become indifferent, please remember that you are always busy when I need company.

12, our truest love often fails to meet the truest person, but many times we are reluctant to give our love to the real person.

13, the day and night have been reversed recently, and I can't sleep at midnight. Last night, things got worse. I tried several times, but I couldn't sleep. I just got up and sat on the sofa drinking coke and playing with my mobile phone, and accidentally woke him up. He saw me sitting on the sofa and immediately got out of bed and walked up to me, saying why didn't the baby sleep? I said I couldn't sleep. He's going to sit next to me ... I told you to leave me alone and go to bed. I have to work tomorrow. He said, I won't leave you alone. Now I won't bother you. What should I do after I get married?

14, I haven't seen the comic exhibition for too long. I was so excited yesterday ... I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, which would wake me up so sleepy ... stupid. ...

15, I am a freak who can't even get into his heart.

16, girl, remember that you are not going to marry a prince, but someone who treats you like a princess.

17, after you like me, I will give you a dazzling meal.

18, there is no absolute fairness in life, but there is also relative fairness. On the scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear than others.

19, learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.

The residential area is located in the suburb of this city, and the surrounding farmland will make people feel relaxed and happy during the day. At night, in addition to the frogs in the field, loneliness whizzes by. When I first came to this city, I was glad that I could find such a place to live. From my point of view, the night sky in the city is a little yellow, but I can't see the warmth. I wonder how many people in this city will be like me at midnight.

2 1, in the dead of night, my mind is boiling like boiling water, and I am anxious, and my body can't help tossing and turning in bed with my thoughts. ...

22. Who once stubbornly put me into his world, but now he leaves me in the horizon?

23. liking you is my secret. Only I and the smart input method of my mobile phone know.

24. I always feel that something is missing. Maybe I expect too much.

25. Women say losing weight is as easy as men saying not to cheat.

26. Sometimes a person will take the initiative to use time, and sometimes he will passively consume time. Half of them are people and things of the past, leaving, leaving, leaving, completely, and staying; The other half is the busy start after waking up in the morning, flowing out of the washbasin, flashing out of the dressing table, crossing the zebra crossing and spreading out from the afterglow of the sunset. In this way, one winter after another.

27, I don't want to fight, I don't want to grab, I'm just used to letting nature take its course, I firmly believe that I won't go, not that I'm importunate.

28. I think there must be no one who can't sleep in the middle of the night and gets up to wash sheets and quilts. Except me.

29. I can't sleep at midnight. Seeing my brother sleeping so soundly, I reached out to hug him. As a result, he scolded me in Mandarin, "Are you sick at night?" Yes, yes, do you have any medicine? They are all city people. Ah … yes, please don't fart in my quilt. Thank you.

30. I can't sleep in the middle of the night because my wisdom teeth hurt. My face is swollen, too. No, no, but I still have to say it to my first morning at home. 2 1 year old, hello.

Wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep.

1, sudden fear occupied all my sleepiness. I lingered uneasily on the edge of half-dreaming, struggling in a dream full of formalin like a dying patient. 2. Many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy.

Thanks to all the students in the university in the past year. I will remember it all my life.

4. How brave I have to be to miss you all the time. How strong do I have to be to withstand your repeated injuries?

If I say sorry or blessing to you seriously, please accept it. Then I will always think of your songs when I can't sleep in the middle of the night, when I pass by by by car and see someone who looks like you. I hope you can live better than me.

6. The tears of parting add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain of reunion.

7. Who will give me calm love and accompany me to see the fleeting scenery?

8. Let go of the agreement and say that you won't stay for each other, but you can remember and won't leave.

9. Learn to say your tears, which has nothing to do with me.

10, the heart is slightly moved, but the feelings are far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, things are wrong, and the past cannot be traced.

1 1, only sunshine knows the loneliness of sunflower, do you understand my sadness?

12, we should all keep our best posture and walk calmly.

13, the wider you look, the less you get hurt.

14, meet and say goodbye, return to sail and go offshore, which is the end of the past happiness and the beginning of the future happiness.

15, how good he is, that's his; How good he is to you, this is yours.

16, I fell into a piece of Wang Yang far away from the crowd. Is it useful to struggle? Is it useful to call for help?

17, things that are too beautiful are never suitable for experience, because once experienced, they cannot be forgotten.

18, perfect things are always fleeting, just like a flash in the pan.

19, I looked up a lot of information about the word hometown, which is similar to the above explanation. But I always feel that these explanations are too blunt and academic, which seems to be far away from human feelings and does not meet the mood of every wanderer who is far away from home. However, in retrospect, it was just a zombie expression. Maybe I shouldn't pursue its human beauty and emotional beauty too much.

20, don't care too much about dreams, eating is the premise of everything; Don't take reality too seriously. He (she) is willing to accompany you and give you a shoulder, which is enough.

2 1, we always practice smiling and finally become people who are afraid to cry.

22, my life ideal: an acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

23. Today, my classmates broke up and said, Take care! Alumni meet again tomorrow, congratulations: success!

24. We have to part and say goodbye gently; Thank you in my heart for giving me a deep friendship.

25. Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

26. I can't find a way to hypnotize, so I can only choose to appreciate the loneliness at night.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

28. In the end, things are different.

29, the sun put the temperature just right, put aside the soft Susie, and bring your smile into the original flavor of the sun.

I love you with my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

3 1, whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

32. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears.

No matter how far the road is, it will be full of thorns. As long as you bravely cross the thorns, you can reach your destination.

34. I know you are here. I know you love me. Forgive me for leaving. Forgive me for not loving you.

35, it is a kind of excitement and pain, in order to get and have, or helpless feelings, helpless disappointment is too difficult to dream.

36. The gorgeous tenderness of the sunset fell on my fingertips, and my smile became more and more sad.

37. I clearly remember what you pretended to forget, and it has always been in my mind.

38. I wanted to eat meatballs a few days ago and couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. I found Ma Yun's father, fish balls, shrimp balls, beef balls and Fuzhou fish balls. They are delicious. After eating chaoshan beef meatball, I found out what the original beef balls were. Even after eating meatballs for a few days, it is a little uncomfortable to see oranges now, because oranges are round.

39. In the days of chasing dreams, words are enchanting flowers, affectionate, gentle and fleeting. Seems to have become accustomed to the silence of the company. Until that day, you appeared with a collection of poems, and my world was colorful from then on. You came at the right time, let me stare at each other through the screen. It was love at first sight, and a smile surprised my first encounter in the depths of the world of mortals.

40. I have personal feelings in the face of insomnia. I believe that if I can't sleep well every day for the rest of my life, it will be a great regret, a great loss, a loss of enjoyment of life and a more complete romance of life.

4 1. When I calm down, I feel detached. Looking at other people's angry expressions, I suddenly feel bored. There is no smile on my face, and there is no heart, because I am numb.

42. If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.

43. I can only forget the scenery along the way.

44. In this world, only love and cough can't fool people!

45. I can't sleep at midnight. It suddenly occurred to me that I wrote a composition when I was a child. I have been writing about Wan Li in Wan Li, but I have never paid attention to it. I suddenly saw it today.

No man or woman in the world is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

I couldn't sleep last night. Silent night, lonely dawn, the dull rain outside the window, following the rhythm of the beat, beat my heart again and again.

48. When you cover your mouth, your troubles will come out of your eyes.

49. Everything in this society can be fake, but I absolutely can't tolerate money being fake.

50. Waiting is not bitter, but hopeless waiting.

5 1, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people will learn to grow up by themselves for some time.

52. I shed a tear for you, and the story will always end in the end, but what I really pay is not the happiness you want.

53, insomnia, as long as it is not a fool, it must be a genius.

No matter how many wounds you have, you can't make a scar on your heart.

55. In fact, I generally ignore people, and I don't care about ordinary people.

56. Knowing the world without an accident is the kindest maturity.

57. Crying for a long time will make you tired, and it's just other people's thoughts.

58. Thank you for your rude feelings, so that I am no longer afraid of heartache. It has been broken.

59, the fox is not refined, the more you live, the younger you are. If you become a refined demon, you must be tall.

60. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss. Some people can only go if they don't come; Some things, you don't want, you can only give up; Some of the past, about happiness or pain, can only be buried in my heart.

6 1, you can love someone to death, but you must never love someone to shame.

62. There is a feeling that when I always have insomnia, my family sheltered me from the biting wind and rain and frost, and my friends brought me warm fragrance in the bright sunshine.

63. Say no love, but can you really let it go?

64. I have insomnia. Did it appear in your dream?

65. There will always be someone who will make you black and blue, and there will always be a wound that you will never forget.

66. There is an injury, pain, pain, pain to the right ventricle, and then suffocation.

67. The time we spent in love grew wings, and when we parted, they became our spiritual pillars.

68. Are you as absent-minded as I am these days after breaking up?

Don't owe your friend too much, because you may never have a chance to pay him back.

70. Many times, we regard it as an unforgettable memory, but others have long forgotten it. It's better to overlook it than to dwell on it.

7 1, everyone knows that it is a lie, but I will still be moved.

72. Love is so short and forgetting is so long.

73. I can't sleep at midnight. I opened Weibo and saw this passage. The days of seeing handsome guys bump into deer and hearing sweet words are over. What I care about is no longer the elusive things, but the warm and real beauty. Yes, those erratic times are over. What I want is stability behind glitz. It is enough for me to have you and Bao Xiao. My life is very secure, so it is complete.

74. If you are the only thrill, I have no experience and mind to love another person.

75. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.

76. The unfinished agreement will be staged again this winter.

77. There is an uninhabited island in my heart, full of white roses with memories.

In this hot and sunny season, we will leave to enjoy better banquets and more excitement.

79. Two hearts used to be so close, but now they have to give up like this.

80. I know I'm sad again, and the sadness I can't help but come out again.

8 1, there is always a feeling of insomnia, and I can only admit that there is a lovesickness.

82. Since when do you have red eyes even in your dreams?

83, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.

84. Is insomnia a disease? If so, maybe you can find a doctor to cure it.

85. I am most afraid that people who are desperately good to me will pull away in an instant and then be cold to me.

86. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: if you miss it, you will regret it, and you will know that life does not need so many unnecessary persistence.

87. When I was seventeen, I kissed your face and thought I could be with you forever.

88. Sometimes I am afraid that I will become a nuisance in my mouth without knowing it.